woohoo school is canceled

it's a regular blizzard out there

 

Dumb reason to cancel it.

 

pfff yeah we're expecting snowpocalypse tonight, apparently. I doubt it'll be much but it'd be super cool if classes were cancelled tomorrow, that means no Anatomy & Physiology all week aww yisss

My school tends to close for inclement weather even if it's not awful because it's a commuter school and LI snow plows are not the most efficient.

 

Meanwhile, in Canada, it's a nice sunny day

 

it would be awesome if school closed on friday, since the other students are testing and seniors have until thursday off.

 

It's hot in el paso ;_;

 

I can't even step outside without the 90% risk of death by slippery ground.

 

no, can't you see? the roads are super dangerous.

 

I would hardly call wet roads super dangerous.

 

lol we have like 1 inch of snow and no school. but the roads are actually iced over and most of the kids at my school live waaaaay out (b/c arts magnet) so i understand why it's cancelled.

 

Oh, no, wet roads are more dangerous than you think. People suddenly forget how to drive and they freak out like they've never seen rain before.

 

Whooooooooooooooooooosh

 

you don't even understand. this is some hardcore weather we're having.

 

Go whoosh yourself. :3

I fail to see the hardcoreness of it in the image.

We have wet roads here, too, today because it snowed; schools here weren't canceled.

 

look closer.

 

A tiny bit of a snow?

 

I don't think you understand. That "whoosh" was the sound of the joke going over your head. It's still going, too! Look! It's right next to that cloud!

 

If I were a principal, I would never cancel Woohoo School.
Kids in the present day require more cheerful onomatopoeia in their lives.