with nothing to do/we waste our time with haiku/how foolish we are

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  1. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    06/02/2013 23:27:55] Ars Nova: My friends are the best
    I just had a free dinner
    Love u all 4 lyfe <3
    [06/02/2013 23:28:52] Makaze: that's a haiku
    [06/02/2013 23:30:34] P: Notifications
    Why won't they leave me in peace?
    Must I cut all ties?
    [06/02/2013 23:31:01] ben: haikus are really
    lame, and ya'll should be ashamed
    for writing shit poems
    [06/02/2013 23:31:28] absolio: i can't stop laughing
    [06/02/2013 23:32:30] Ars Nova: Pika you're a shit
    shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
    shit shit shit shit shit
    [06/02/2013 23:33:34] absolio: ben I'm fucking quoting that on tumblr
    [06/02/2013 23:33:40] Makaze: When did you get here
    I have missed you so much
    With less emotion
    [06/02/2013 23:33:52] Ars Nova: 5-6-5 :L
    [06/02/2013 23:33:57] Makaze: is it?
    [06/02/2013 23:34:03] Ed: yeah
    [06/02/2013 23:34:07] Makaze: missed is one syllable isn't it
    [06/02/2013 23:34:09] Makaze: damn
    [06/02/2013 23:34:10] absolio: 5-7-5
    [06/02/2013 23:34:12] Ed: all of those words were one syllable words
    [06/02/2013 23:34:15] absolio: isn't it?
    [06/02/2013 23:34:16] Ars Nova: Unless you're saying miss-ed
    [06/02/2013 23:34:24] Makaze: I was thinking miss-ed
    [06/02/2013 23:34:26] Ars Nova: which I don't think is how that works
    [06/02/2013 23:34:31 | Edited 23:34:34] Ed: who says miss-ed?
    [06/02/2013 23:34:32] Ars Nova: even in old english
    [06/02/2013 23:34:40] Makaze: bother
    [06/02/2013 23:34:42] Ars Nova: It has to be a verb used as an adjective to be two syllables
    [06/02/2013 23:34:45] Ars Nova: like winged, learned
    [06/02/2013 23:34:47] Ars Nova: etc
    [06/02/2013 23:35:01] Ed: learned is one syllable
    [06/02/2013 23:35:09] Ed: no wait
    [06/02/2013 23:35:12] Ars Nova: As a past-tense verb, yes
    [06/02/2013 23:35:14] Ars Nova: but as an adjective
    [06/02/2013 23:35:17] Ars Nova: it's learn-ed.
    [06/02/2013 23:35:17] Ars Nova: :L
    [06/02/2013 23:35:24] Ed: really?
    [06/02/2013 23:35:31] Ars Nova: Yup!
    [06/02/2013 23:35:32] Makaze: When did you get here
    I have missed you in these chats
    With less emotion
    [06/02/2013 23:35:33] Makaze: there we go
    [06/02/2013 23:35:35] Ars Nova: It's old-fashioned, but technically correct.
    [06/02/2013 23:35:43] Ed: wow, I didn't know that
    [06/02/2013 23:35:50] Ed: I've always just said it as one syllable
    [06/02/2013 23:35:54] Ars Nova: Y'all are bad at this
    Syllables are nbd
    Get on my level
    [06/02/2013 23:36:04] Makaze: nbd?
    [06/02/2013 23:36:10] Ars Nova: Like I said, it's old-fashioned.
    [06/02/2013 23:36:19] Ars Nova: A lot of people pronounce it with one syllable anyway, no matter what.
    [06/02/2013 23:36:22] Ars Nova: "no big deal"
    [06/02/2013 23:37:34] Hals: hey guys
    [06/02/2013 23:37:47] President Smeernof: Why are their Haiku's?
    Are we trying to be cool?
    This is really dumb.
    [06/02/2013 23:38:16] Ars Nova: I don't even know
    I just saw them doing it
    and jumped right on in
    [06/02/2013 23:38:46] Ars Nova: I actually like them so nnnn *sticks tongue out*
    [06/02/2013 23:39:37] ben: [quarta-feira, 6 de fevereiro de 2013 23:33] absolio:

    <<< ben I'm fucking quoting that on tumblr
    credit my blog plz and thanx u
    [06/02/2013 23:39:55] Makaze: Syllables are hard
    I do not care what you say
    Practice still makes good
    [06/02/2013 23:39:55] Ars Nova: I always tag my friends' urls when I chatquote
    [06/02/2013 23:39:56] Ars Nova: :>
    [06/02/2013 23:40:10 | Edited 23:40:24] Ed: Blame Makkity Mak
    He was in a haiku fight
    and lost badly too
    [06/02/2013 23:40:15] Ars Nova: If that's what you think
    Prepare to have your mind blown
    I never practice
    [06/02/2013 23:40:20] Ars Nova: :L
    [06/02/2013 23:40:22] Makaze: ost?
    [06/02/2013 23:40:27] Ed: edited
    [06/02/2013 23:40:28] absolio: yes ben
    [06/02/2013 23:40:34] absolio: what's your blog again?
    [06/02/2013 23:41:16] ben: http://perceived-visions.tumblr.com/
    [06/02/2013 23:41:17] President Smeernof: Is this still going?
    Why can't we just get along?
    I will beat you all.
    [06/02/2013 23:41:18] Makaze: You are a writer
    Of course you practice often
    Though unknowingly
    [06/02/2013 23:41:22] Makaze: might be wrong the last line
    [06/02/2013 23:41:23] absolio: right, k
    [06/02/2013 23:41:29] President Smeernof: It's right
    [06/02/2013 23:41:33] Ed: no, you got it, Mak
    [06/02/2013 23:41:59] Ars Nova: That's a poet thing
    I can't poetry, it's hard
    Though I can do dis!
    [06/02/2013 23:42:36] Ars Nova: You changed your tune quick
    Nate, I thought you hated this
    Way to flip-flop, tool
    [06/02/2013 23:42:41] President Smeernof: So I got this just now
    [06/02/2013 23:42:41] President Smeernof: http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy283/shitsandgigs/CHRIS-PC/DSC_0293_zps3b59565a.jpg
    [06/02/2013 23:42:43] ben: poetry is not hard
    be like that parappa dog
    ya gotta believe!
    [06/02/2013 23:42:49] Ed: Poetrying all up
    in dis bitch is difficult
    I feel your pain, bro
    [06/02/2013 23:42:52] Ars Nova: PFFFF BEN
    [06/02/2013 23:43:24 | Edited 23:44:23] Makaze: I can poetry
    This is difficult for me
    To be contrary
    [06/02/2013 23:43:25] absolio: i'm far too lazy
    to join in on this battle
    gigantic nipples.
    [06/02/2013 23:43:30] Ed: 6 syllables in the first line, Ben
    [06/02/2013 23:43:32] Ed: FAILURE!
    [06/02/2013 23:43:46 | Edited 23:43:52] President Smeernof: Traditionally,
    Haiku's involve the seasons.
    So we're fucking up.
    [06/02/2013 23:43:57] Ars Nova: I think several people think "poetry" is only two syllables lol
    [06/02/2013 23:44:08] Makaze: It isn't?
    [06/02/2013 23:44:11] Ars Nova: Are we pronouncing it like we're from Louisiana
    [06/02/2013 23:44:15] ben: actually, im bad at counting
    [06/02/2013 23:44:17] Ars Nova: Po'tree?
    [06/02/2013 23:44:18] President Smeernof: Po Et Ry
    [06/02/2013 23:44:25 | Edited 23:44:35] Ed: Po-eh-tree
    [06/02/2013 23:44:34] Makaze: Fixed my haiku
    [06/02/2013 23:44:40] ben: ive failed all my math courses in college
    [06/02/2013 23:44:57] Ars Nova: I think it's
    [06/02/2013 23:45:00] Ed: I think you're the weird one here, Nova
    [06/02/2013 23:45:00] Ars Nova: a combination of
    [06/02/2013 23:45:04] Ars Nova: knowing a lot of words
    [06/02/2013 23:45:17] Ars Nova: and listening to a lot of different rhythms in my spare time
    [06/02/2013 23:45:27] absolio: traditionally
    tradition is gay
    and so are you
    [06/02/2013 23:45:38] Ars Nova: plus I just like arranging things in sets :>
    [06/02/2013 23:45:46] President Smeernof: Vocabulary
    Must be wide as the ocean
    To do this shit right
    [06/02/2013 23:46:01] Ed: good job, Chris
    [06/02/2013 23:46:02] Makaze: Absol your second line only has 5
    [06/02/2013 23:46:14] Ars Nova: Not always, my man
    To be frank and keep things brief
    Short, old words are best
    [06/02/2013 23:46:59] ben: I will kill you all
    If you don't fucking stop this
    shit; I hate you all
    [06/02/2013 23:47:16] Ars Nova: That's a Churchill quote
    That dude said some funny shit
    Throwaway third line
    [06/02/2013 23:47:35] Ars Nova: I see y'all typing
    I can pump out six haikus
    before you're all done
    [06/02/2013 23:47:51] Ed: Laconic vocab
    isn't always the best path
    plus I like big words
    [06/02/2013 23:47:53] Ars Nova: Wanna test my might?
    I'm the haiku king mah nigs
    Faster than the rest
    [06/02/2013 23:48:03] Ed: DAMMIT NOVA
    [06/02/2013 23:48:18] President Smeernof: Oh look Ben can count
    He can join in our Haiku's
    Congratulations
    [06/02/2013 23:48:18] Ars Nova: So many pencils
    Scrawling silly words and rhymes
    Can't scrawl fast as me!
    [06/02/2013 23:48:29] ben: omg i cant
    even handle these poems
    anymore *kills self*
    [06/02/2013 23:48:37] Makaze: I agree with Nova
    Brevity is the key here
    As in time managed
    [06/02/2013 23:48:47] Ars Nova: Makaze in last
    Takes his time, predictably
    Step it up, senpai!
    [06/02/2013 23:48:48] absolio: i still masturbate
    to kingdom-hearts-vids
    not even sorry
    [06/02/2013 23:48:49] President Smeernof: First line has six, Mak
    [06/02/2013 23:48:58] Makaze: really
    [06/02/2013 23:49:00] Makaze: dammit
    [06/02/2013 23:49:01] Makaze: I suck at this.
    [06/02/2013 23:49:05] President Smeernof: Ag-ree and No-va
    [06/02/2013 23:49:18] Ars Nova: It's ok Makku
    I still lov u either way
    Have my less-than-threes
    [06/02/2013 23:49:22] Makaze: Nova is two, I didn't see it that way
    [06/02/2013 23:49:27] Ed: Oh it is on, nig
    I will rub that smirk off now
    arrogance irks me
    [06/02/2013 23:49:35 | Edited 23:49:44] President Smeernof: I ag-ree with No-va
    1 2 3 4 5 6
    [06/02/2013 23:50:01] Makaze: Go die horribly
    I do not have time enough
    To play this game now
    [06/02/2013 23:50:09] Ars Nova: Ah, but Ed my friend!
    In the game of haikus, I
    Walk and talk at once!
    [06/02/2013 23:50:22] Ars Nova: As in walk the walk and talk the talk hehe get it *brick'ddon'texplainthejoke*
    [06/02/2013 23:50:46] President Smeernof: This game, it bores me
    My weary soul yearns for rest
    So I shall stop now
    [06/02/2013 23:51:01] Ed: Admit it, Mak Mak
    you envy our super skillz
    you wish you were us
    [06/02/2013 23:51:09] Ars Nova: Two down, two to go!
    I still see pencils there
    Have you more to say?
    [06/02/2013 23:51:18] President Smeernof: I have one more
    [06/02/2013 23:51:20] Ars Nova: Oh man haha
    [06/02/2013 23:51:25] Ars Nova: First bail of the night.
    [06/02/2013 23:51:26] ben: [quarta-feira, 6 de fevereiro de 2013 23:49] Ed:

    <<< nig
    you racist little
    shit, you should be so ashamed
    blacks are people too
    [06/02/2013 23:51:42] President Smeernof: If there is one game
    At which Makaze can't win
    It must be this one
    [06/02/2013 23:52:03] Makaze: You bore easily
    I do not envy you lot
    Who mock openly
    [06/02/2013 23:52:44] Ars Nova: I imagine this
    Is what Norse flyting was like
    In ye olden times
    [06/02/2013 23:52:44] Ed: [quarta-feira, 6 de fevereiro de 2013 23:51] ben:

    <<< you racist little
    shit, you should be so ashamed
    blacks are people too

    looks at our own skin
    is amazed to see how black it is
    welp this is awkward
    [06/02/2013 23:52:55] President Smeernof: Now I'm out for reals
    Cat and Ienzo would laugh
    If they could see us
    [06/02/2013 23:52:57] Ars Nova: omg ed just
    [06/02/2013 23:53:05] Makaze: My power level
    Will rise with the moon on high
    And I will beat you
    [06/02/2013 23:53:07] Ars Nova: did a haiku in shorthand
    [06/02/2013 23:53:40] Ars Nova: Now, my final form!
    Scouters breaking left and right
    Witness my power!!
    [06/02/2013 23:53:59] President Smeernof: Ed, I bow to you
    For you are truly a lord
    Please teach us your ways
    [06/02/2013 23:54:20] Ed: [quarta-feira, 6 de fevereiro de 2013 23:53] Makaze:

    <<< My power level
    Will rise with the moon on high
    And I will beat you
    what the fuk are you?
    a motherfucking werewolf
    bitch please, you human
    [06/02/2013 23:54:25] Ars Nova: >Spins this shit all night
    >Ed belts out one good haiku
    >He gets all the praise
    [06/02/2013 23:54:50] *** haley has left ***
    [06/02/2013 23:54:56] jerome ❄: is there a rap battle going on
    [06/02/2013 23:55:04] President Smeernof: Haiku's
    [06/02/2013 23:55:36] Makaze: Self-reference is
    Unbecoming of you, Ed
    I'm a wolf, truly
    [06/02/2013 23:55:49] absolio: "haiku" IS plural
    [06/02/2013 23:55:50] Ars Nova: I got back from food
    I saw people haikuing
    So I jumped right in
    [06/02/2013 23:55:56] absolio: no s
    [06/02/2013 23:56:10] Ars Nova: But now we can't stop
    Some sort of battle's begun
    Everyone wants in
    [06/02/2013 23:56:44 | Edited 23:56:48] Ed: this is outrageous
    when will we ever stop this shit?
    neverending fight?
    [06/02/2013 23:56:50] absolio: i don't want in
    faggots
    [06/02/2013 23:57:01] Makaze: This is a game that
    Cannot be won easily
    Make a mistake, fool
    [06/02/2013 23:57:06] President Smeernof: Calm your farm, Absol
    I was not informed of this
    I apologise
    [06/02/2013 23:57:30] absolio: i am calm
    [06/02/2013 23:57:34] Ars Nova: This is getting lame
    If we're really gonna fight
    Let's lay down some rules
    [06/02/2013 23:58:21] Ars Nova: Point systems are good
    Time limits keep things simple
    Also, player lists
    [06/02/2013 23:58:33] President Smeernof: I'm out
    [06/02/2013 23:58:34] President Smeernof: I've got stuff to do
    [06/02/2013 23:58:42] Ars Nova: But another day
    For now I tire of owning
    Everyone's asses
    [06/02/2013 23:58:47] Ed: Makaze improves
    with each haiku, I am stunned
    to be quite honest
    [06/02/2013 23:59:26] Makaze: It is only fair
    Lay them out in free form now
    Reading small rules hurts
    [00:00:08] Ars Nova: Seriously, now
    This isn't conversation
    I'd like some of that
    [00:00:19] Makaze: Okay, fine.
    [00:00:27] Makaze: Done with the game for now.
    [00:00:27] Ars Nova: yay :>
    [00:00:34] Ed: xD
    [00:00:52] Ed: I'm surprised at how long we were able to go with that
     
  2. Sumi suicidé

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    shirts with a haiku
    they're kind of overrated
    but i'm wearing one

    (i am proud of u poetry bbs)
     
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    Lol.
     
  4. Llave Superless Moderator

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    oh wow all of those turds in one convo, this definitely is a formula for interesting shenanigans.