William the Conqueror is attempting to invade my posts.

I blame my post co-

WE CLAIM THIS POST, AND HEREBY THIS THREAD, FOR THE NORMAN PEOPLE.



William the Conquerer, you will never defeat m-

SHUT UP YOU LOST THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS SHUT UP.

But sir, I am not H-

I WILL SELL YOU TO THE BYZANTINES IF YOU DO NOT STOP ATTEMPTING TO DISRUPT ME. EACH STATEMENT OF YOURS IS A REVOLUTION WHERE THOUSANDS OF MEN HAVE DIED PROTECTING OUR NEWLY RECLAIMED LAND.

(Someone help me please.)

 

Get William Tell to shoot him.
And the Billy from the original Power Rangers to beat him up.
It shall be the battle of the Williams.

 

MY ARMY SHALL DESTROY YOUR LONE FOLK HERO.
x

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I AM THE ONLY ONE WITH POWER IN THIS LAND.

BUT I AM THE GREATEST WILLIAM.x

 

Its like the Green Lantern vs. Sinestro!

 

William Shatner....


Nuff' Said

 

MY LANTERNS ARE YELLOW.x

> MY CONQUERED LAND = KINGDOM OF ENGLAND
> KINGDOM OF ENGLAND + TREATY OF UNION (VIA SCOTLAND) = UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN
> UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN + CONFLICTS WITH KINGDOM OF FRANCE = BRITISH NORTH AMERICAN TERRITORY
> BRITISH NORTH AMERICAN TERRITORY spec. UPPER AND LOWER CANADA = DOMINION OF CANADA
> DOMINION OF CANADA = CANADA
> CANADA = WILLIAM SHATNER

THEREFORE I AM ABLE TO CONTROL HIM AND HIS EFFORTS.x

 

I'm a horse.

 

OH, A HORSE! I LOVE THE HORSE ALMOST AS MUCH AS CALIGULA OR THE HUNS! NOW, LET ME JUST CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU SO I MAY RIDE YOU.

ER- AND LET US- OH GOD WH-

AGH DEA-

*crack*

Horse has killed William the Conqueror

 

Ah, for once I can keep up with you, I wont get used to it though.

 

Well, I've learned something new today. William the Conqueror was an Imagin.

 

...

I am truly ashamed to like the same thing as you.

 

I could hug you right now, What?.
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Someone please beat the awareness that he spoke these words out of my brain

 

he typed it

 

I WILL KILL YOU A COMBINATION OF QUICKLY AND SLOWLY THAT WILL MAKE TIME ITSELF WRITHE IN AGONY

and your little dog too. >:E

 

*force lightning*

 

I NOW HAVE HUMAN FEELINGS

 

I read posts as pants, if this had been so the thread would have gone in such a different and more disturbing direction.

 

Declaring my pants as the Kingdom of England would upset a large amount of forum members.