if chrono cross is correct we made god as a computer called FATE that would secure our survival and guide us for eternety at chronopolis... but that evil dinopolis tried to crush humans because we are basicaly a parasitic life in the planet.. (so we are the bad ones?) ... so FATE makes people to ensure FATE's survival (if there is no human, no one will make fate). Them again it is possible that your sans pun is correct.
Then Lightning freed herself from Bunhivelze with the power of friendship (translation : she blew its freaking head off), landed in Flance, eventualy met Schala, and together they invented pastafarism for shits and giggles. I' m totally buying it.