Allow me to explain this story in point form, because I don't give a **** for proper sentence structure right now: - I go to the kitchen after waking up - I see a bottle of Baileys on the counter - I take the bottle off the counter to bring it to the bar in the basement (where it belongs) - As I grab the bottle, Mama Kroshanks walks in to see her youngest son (reputable for his patronage of booze) with a bottle of Baileys in his hand during the morning hours - My reaction? "Aaaaaaahhhh, ****. This is soooo not what it looks like. - Mama is stupefied - I am pissed - Everyone sighs and facepalms simultaneously. Can I have 1 week end without me having to look like I need to atend an AA meeting?! >:\
No one wants to be the pirate that drinks irish creaaaaaam! DX Irish cream is for girls, hence Irish/scottish girls, hence Kitty, hence I am not a cat. As captain of this b**** of a ship full of b****in' b****es, I declare that every one of you have to sit on a mast NAKED while watching the sequel of that dumb**** Chihuahua movie in FRENCH. GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND GO! I'm going to stuff my face with breakfast while I think of what I'm going to do with YOU
I need to know what that reference is from. I cannot verify it myself... On a side note, this is almost the exact opposite of what I expected from this thread's title. Nice work.
