Why a raven is like a writing desk, the answer

For all those who have ever wondered why a raven is like a writing desk, this is apparently the answer.

Q: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
A: Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat, and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front

If you get the joke, your pretty smart, I had to have it explained to me. Now that the mystery is solved we can all go off and solve the mysterys of where your odd socks go, why something you put down for 2 seconds is gone, why you always get red lights when your in a rush, ect

 

The answer to your second lot of questions is simple:

Murph's Law

Also, I get the first half, but the second half I'm a bit wavery on ...