Who's gonna be my Valentine? :'(

I feel so confused...I've been receiving mixed signals!!

Help a lonely girl feel not so ****** today/tomorrow? ;__;

 

> Look in mirror
> Kiss
Problem solved: Be your own Valentine.

 

Spoiler

 

*cries* but....that's not enough ;___;

 

...Tequila! She is demanding attention! GO! GO! GO!

 

...if you aren't enough for you, how are you going to be enough for anyone else?
Loving oneself is the first step towards being loved.

 

Don't worry
I'm forever alone too but I'm alright aren't I? XD

 

But, I do love myself! Sometimes multiple times a day why can't anyone else?
*cries like Natsuki from Summer Wars*

 

Don't worry. I'm going to create a Valentine's Day ForeverAloners club. You can join. 8D [/attempttocheerup]

 

PG13 gurl! x.x

 

Yay! Sort of... Lol

You're the one who has a dirty mind, geez!

 

What other meaning can there possibly be to "I love myself multiple times a day"?

 

Well she could mean that she loves herself, then she gets hit in the head with a watermelon so she hates herself for being there at the wrong moment. Then she starts to love herself again. But then she farts in front of a guy and she hates how she just embarrassed herself. Then there's a build-up where she loves herself again. And this all happens in 24 hours or less.

 

A little much, but to the point, lol.

It means that sometimes I don't love myself...but then I do...and then I don't....lol

 

See, that's not what people usually mean when they say that sort of thing. And when you hang around the type people I've always known for long enough, you learn to pick up on the double meanings to things.
So that you know when to hit them.

 

So? you can take a double meaning or ignore it...Comic relief

 

I'm forever alone IRL but it's ok.You want to know why it's ok?

Spoiler: Why its ok

It's ok because chocolate will be on sale after Valentine's Day. It's ok because you don't have to worry about buying someone a gift. It's ok because we don't need a special day to treat a future boy/girlfriend like they're special, because you know that they are.

 

Hitting them is always more fun.

That right there is beautiful. ;_;

 

Look on the bright side; at least you're not a furry.

 

*cries more*

That part about the chocolate is true, lol