Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by kitty_mckechnie, May 19, 2009.
A man asked me, "May i borrow your presence?" I seriously don't have a scooby what he meant.
Can I have a moment of your time.
"You. Me. Tonight. No condom."
Well tharr ittle pawpet i fink he was tinkin 'bout taken a wee smidgen o ya time n such
I feel kinda bad now that i told him to beat it. xD N' Muffin, work on your spellin', it's terrible.
He wants to borrow you body to fake the murder of his ex-wife to his mother-in-law.