Where are you on the global fat scale?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18781786

No data available for age 14. For age 15:

Obesity Index
18bmi

National Below average
You have a lower BMI than 95% of females aged 15-29 in your country

Global Below average
You have a lower BMI than 79% of females aged 15-29 in the world

Did you know?
If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would remove 65,235,844 tonnes from the total weight of the world's population

You're most like someone from Vietnam

 

19bmi

National
Below average
You have a lower BMI than 92% of females aged 15-29 in your country

Global
Below average
You have a lower BMI than 72% of females aged 15-29 in the world

Did you know?
If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would remove 52,549,737 tonnes from the total weight of the world's population

That...actually makes me feel a lot better about myself. Especially the 'national' bit

 

Obesity Index
21bmi

National
Below average. You have a lower BMI than 82% of males aged 15-29 in your country.

Global
Below average. You have a lower BMI than 65% of males aged 15-29 in the world.

Did you know? If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would remove 34,929,772 tonnes from the total weight of the world's population. You're most like someone from Zimbabwe.

Looks like I'm in the the middle of the healthy range now. I was almost underweight sometime ago. My doc was all like "Gain some weight, boy! B|"

 

Obesity Index

22bmi ​

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BMI is an estimate of how "overweight" or "obese" a person is
National

Below average​

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You have a lower BMI than88% of males aged 15-29 in your country
Global

Below average​

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You have a lower BMI than54% of males aged 15-29 in the world

 

according to those number things and scientific watchamacallits, im fat.

 

Obesity Index
18bmi

National
Below average
You have a lower BMI than 96% of males aged 15-29 in your country

Global
Below average
you have a lower BMI than 87% of males aged 15-29 in the world

Did you know?
If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would remove 69,332,843 tonnes from the total weight of the world's population

You're most likely someone from DR Congo


/inb4 overweight results

 

These science-y things tend to be flawed, if it deems you slightly overweight take no offense. Do you pack on a lot of muscle? Major flaw, that: they have no way of differentiating between body fat and muscle weight.

 

nah, im all jiggle.

 

There was no data for being 14, so I went with age 15.

Obesity Index
19bmi

National
Below average. You have a lower BMI than 96% of males aged 15-29 in your country.

Global
Below average. You have a lower BMI than 83% of males aged 15-29 in the world.

Did You Know?
If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would remove 60,550,273 tonnes from the total weight of the world's population.

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The constructed social hierarchy thus far (the REAL reason you're here):



D'ya feel high and mighty, jigglebottoms? Pack on the pounds, it signifies royalty. Me, I'm just a dung beetle...

 

I feel fat.

 

-Obesity Index
20bmi

-National.
Below average. You have a lower BMI than 95% of males aged 15-29 in your country.

-Global
Below average. You have a lower BMI than 72% of males ages 15-29 in the world.

-Did you know?
If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would remove 43,932,901 tonnes from the total weight of the world's population.

And we'd all be dead.

Dead sexy, of course.

 

EDIT: Now that I'm done being a complete bitch about how fat I am:

Age: 18

BMI: 24

National: Below average - You have BMI lower than 69% of females aged 15-29 in your country.

Global: Above average - You have a higher BMI than 70% of females aged 15-29 in the world.

Did you know? : If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would add 6,884,722 tonnes to the total weight of the world's population.

You're most likely someone from Saudi Arabia.​

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Obesity Index
21bmi

National - Below Average
You have a lower BMI than 93% of males aged 15-29 in your country

Global - Below Average
You have a lower BMI than 66% of males aged 15-29 in the world

Did you know?
If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would remove 36,311,586 tonnes from the total weight of the world's population

You're most like someone from Nepal

 

Obesity Index;
24 bmi

National - Below Average
You have a lower BMI than 71% of females aged 15-29 in your country

Global - Above Average
You have a higher BMI than 69% of females aged 15-29 in the world

Did you know?
If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would add 4,683,998 tonnes tothe total weight of the world's population

You're most like someone from Malta



Yes I already know I'm fat thank you calculator, I'm already working on it.

What I wanna know is, where the f*ck is Malta?

 

It's an island of the coast of Italy or something.

 

Hey, I worked hard for my lack of butt and I'm on the bottom of the social list? :(

 

Height: 5,8
Weight: somewhere between 225-235
Age:(since it seems to have stats for my age now...) 15
BMI: 3(whomever made this was not very smart apparently...)
You have a lower BMI than 100% of males aged 15-29 in your country

You have a lower BMI than 100% of males aged 15-29 in the world
...
[video=youtube;Qw9oX-kZ_9k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k[/video]

 

Your numbers
Obesity Index
22bmi
BMI is an estimate of how "overweight" or "obese" a person is
National
Below average
You have a lower BMI than 88% of males aged 15-29 in your country
Global
Below average
You have a lower BMI than 54% of males aged 15-29 in the world


Did you know?
If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would remove 21,111,236 tonnes from the total weight of the world's population
You're most like someone from Japan*
* Compared with other males aged 15-29 in Japan
Share your result

Oh cool apparently I'm like a Japanese dude?

 

Height: 5'3'' (160cm), weight about 107 pounds (48.5kg)

Your numbers

Obesity Index

19bmi ​

BMI is an estimate of how "overweight" or "obese" a person is
National

Below average​

You have a lower BMI than93% of females aged 15-29in your country
Global

Below average​

You have a lower BMI than75% of females aged 15-29in the world


Did you know?

If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would remove 57,633,414 tonnes from the total weight of the world's population
You're most like someone from Vietnam*


For the sake of comparison, I looked up the percentage of Finland, it ended up being 90%

My comparison to (both) national averages are kinda scary tbh, especially since I think I've gained weight during the last year...