When I listen to music really loud with headphones..

..it makes me sneeze every minute or so. Diagnose me, Dr. KHV.

 

you have aids. and it's cancerous.

 

the sound waves are passing your eardrums and tickling your sneeze activators

 

You have a glitch that is activated by loud sounds. Would recommend running anti-virus software and if that does not solve your issue, then debugging may be required. Perhaps a system wipe to restore your system to factory specifications as a last ditch effort.

 

You're a robot. The high sound frequencies are messing with your hearing system and wiring.


I suggest you visit your local car repairing homie and see what he can do to help.

 

I could type out some long-winded professional response detailing the intricacies of your condition, but instead I'll just say you have an alien parasite attached to you somewhere.

 

Oh, I didn't know everybody here had a Medical PhD. Who knew...

 

Seems as though you're allergic to ****** music. You should stop listening to that.

Take two doses of Arctic Monkeys and see me in the morning.

Trust me, I have a PHD in plumbing with a minor in mining.

 

After reading all of your diagnoses and taking all of your advice into consideration, I am going to go to the vet and get euthanized. Thanks guys! c:

 

hey man, no problem, just glad to help.

 

You have "The Hoe Moe"(Pronounced "Howay Moway" to avoid insulting the female empowering profession of "Hoe")
Symptoms may include...
- Murder
- Killing people
- Kicking dogs
- Backstabbing people
- LITERALLY backstabbing people
- Evil deeds
- Stealing from the cookie jar
- Pissing on cats
- Stealing candy from babies
- Thinking the prequels were good
- Funding Osama
- Funding the rebuilding of Osama
- Liking Hitler
- Having sex with the opposite gender

Known cures are.....

1. Making yourself taller. Best method is to stretch the neck out with a tight rope

2. Bathing in the Virgin Mary's blood. Pretty gross if you ask me but whatever mayn

3. Slaying Dracula. Not an easy task, takes a true Belmont to do **** this hardcore

4. Tell your mom why she had the "Hoe Moe" gene in her in the first place?



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Jube, stop offending the "Hoe Moe" people, you're not being very PC.