When boredom strikes.

[Call Chuck Norris. He can kill boredom with a single thought. :/gasp:] How will you survive it? :/gasp:

 

What's his phone number?

 

Chuck Norris doesn't need a number, he IS the number.

 

He also has YOUR number.

 

Chuck Norris is a ****** that likes a good piece of meat.

 

Thisthisthis

 

I wonder where you get those crazy ideas darling..

 

Logically, this means that we are all Chuck Norris.

I now harbour a sudden dislike of myself and a burgeoning misanthropy.

 

I'm actually better than Chuck Norris. Because I can beat boredom without thinking and I have never been powned by Bruce Lee.

 

Count from 1 to 10. This is how long it takes Chuck Norris to kill you.


47 times.

 

I live in harmony with boredom. Then again, I've had 10 years to cope.

 

You don't deserve to have Fort Minor in your usertitle.

 

>> I thought it was suppoe to be a funny thread but...>>''' yeah... hang on darling *turns to super woman, flys away*