What would you do...

...if you got an email like this.

‎"hello am a new person to this site.and am single no kid but love kid, well am hare in search of true love ,and i will like to know if truly are what you wrote about your self on your profile and i search through to find friend and i came across your profile which made me so attractive so i decided to drop you this mail to see how your profile said is true or not..i will like to know more about you and your family family.i will like to stop here with a lot of greeting to you.hopping to hear back from you soon bye from newly friend"

I don't know whether to be afraid or loling off my chair.

 

play along for a while...then tell her your gay...alugh at the reaction

 

You mean E-mail or PM?
'Cause that's pretty crazy.

 

I would be like 'Yes that stuff is true on my profile, but I don't think you should be jumping to conclusions with a person you don't even know."

 

D'aww but that's no fun at all. It sounds like a prank; if you wanna find out I say message them back with bold faced lies in the same broken English or something. Like, ridiculous stuff, and see what their reaction is.

"hello got your massage,and yes my profile speaks true,but i havve not put all my info on it. i have eight kid and pet lion cub adopted fromm anima l rescu. would b interest in relationship if you like animal."

Then if they're like, EIGHT KIDS? You can be like, "Yeah, baby goat." -shot-

...No tbh the best thing to do would probably be to not reply at all if you ask me. Unless you WANNA try the above. Then hell, go for it.

Also you can be afraid and loling off of your chair at the same time, just saying. 8D

 

If you told me that there would be a 'knew it!' reaction XD

Agreed with fearless.

 

YOU. You think I'm a guy don't you! :/8D:

It was sent straight to my email actually...I have no idea how they got ahold of it. ._.

LOL! That's what I like to hear! I'd love to send that back to them, but yeah, it would be best just not to respond, they might get the wrong idea if I bother.

 

Send back pictures of a donkey.
Just do it.

 

Email her back and start a good relationship. And then let me watch

 

Hahahahaahahahaha! Just go and tell them off. Anyone that naive and typing like that is not worth talking to.

 

I'd tell 'em to work on their grammar and to leave me alone.

 

Only one person sent the email.

 

Hmmm...you could ask him if it's a joke and if he replies indignantly then you know it's not a joke and then you should be afraid.

 

Still no fun

Tell her "Well i leik yu and stuf but i have a hubby
His name is Junior, i recued him from the pound =3"

 

Does it give you the email address it's from?
Because if it does, please PM it to me, it may be a goddamn bot. I haven't had time to do my usual hunts for them so a few may have slipped by.

 

Did anyone else find this really really adorable? ;_;