What would you do if you had kids throwing rocks at your window?

Because they're intensely annoying. I scared them away by walking really fast towards them (It actually works >_> I can be pretty scary). But what would you have done?
Would you:

A-Throw rocks and other objects at them
B-Chase them relentlessly until they apologize.
C-Get the Shotgun
D-Other (Specify)

 

I've found chloroform and rope to be very useful in these very situations.

 

D-Turn into Buffalo Bill

 

Install unbreakable glass. They'll soon learn their lesson when the rocks bounce back :'D

 

D-Giant Nerf machine gun.

 

You Americans have a right to bear arms, don't you? So bear you arms!

 

I'm not American though >_>

 

I'd get my shotgun.

 

D - I have a paintball gun and I'm a good shot.
c:

 

call the A team!


Or the police...

 

D-Whip out Rocket Launcher

 

why are kids throwing rocks at my computer?

 

Running at them is good once or twice, but that's what they want from you. What you want to do is actually run and catch one and knock him silly. Then use him as a bat and whack the others.

Doubt they'll return.

 

Whip out that machete gun designed for all distances.

 

D- Tie them to chairs and gag them so they won't try to get out or scream then lock them in a sound proof room (both in and outside) and force them to listen to the "it's a small world song" then leave them in there for a couple hours.

 

D- fuсking rape them.

No but seriously, I'd probably just go kick their ass. If there's a lot of them I'd call my brothers.

 

well, i'dcome up with a six month plan. here are the steps:
1. join them
2. be accepted into their group
3. gain their trust
4. steal parent's credit card and ruin them financially.


that, or dropkick them :3

 

Long range axe attack.

 

But Forsaken would have to gain 5 levels to even wield an axe.