What Would You Do If Ed Elric Was An Assassin?

Um... Like the... title says???
Yes, as you can plainly see, I'm fully, at least 99.9 percent obsessed with FullMetal Alchemist. :rofl:
Well, of course he wouldn't be doing it for money... he'd be doing it for a Philosopher's Stone!!! (Insert Stupidity Here)
In fact, I've written a fanfic on it. Sorta. Read it here:
Link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3661623/1/Its_A_Matter_of_Convenience
I'm not very far into it, plus I'm co-authoring with another author, but it'll get good veeeeeeeery soon.

But seriously- what WOULD you do???

 

If he tried to Assasinate me I would kill him.

 

I wouldn't say the following.

"Heya Shorty, you want some milk?"

-ALCHEMY'D-

 

Cool. :rofl: I don't know if Ed would appreciate that...

I wouldn't say that either. :roll::sweatdrop:

 

Interestingly enough, I'd make myself wanted. I'd like to see him, even if he was about to spill my blood.

 

That's almost exactly what I was going to say.

Except I think fear would be more of a factor for me. I would be nowhere near calm. Thinking of someone with an automail arm transmuted into a very sharp object with which he would kill me... that would scare me.

 

...prolly stop watching FMA.

Seriously. It'll be Naruto all over again.

>.>

 

...Sharper is quicker when it comes to killing...so it wouldn't hurt as much, and he'd be more accurate.

AKA: You'd die quicker.

 

make sure u have a magnefying glass or i wont be much of a site XD

 

Lol, so true! You might try to kick him away, but you'd probably just miss by a couple of feet because he's so small!

 

It's not his fault that he's tiny. :rofl:

 

LOL xD, yeah techacally is is Al's fault. Cause Ed has to support the nutrition for the both of them.

 

Say I had Al as a hostage and hope he comes running.

And then...

W-ell....I haven't gotten that far.

 

But his body is still in the Gate of Truth, so Ed supplies nutrition for the both of them.

 

It's the milk's fault, not his! You're right!

*gaspeth!*

Al...manga...gate...

Quick! The anorexic boy needs clothes!

 

Wait- what was the milk's fault?
Milk is an evil, evil drink that should be wiped off the face of the planet.