What would YOU do for a Kira-bar?

Light: What would you do for a Kira-bar?
Mello: I'd kill someone!!
-stupid grins from both-
Light: That's right! No more money need be wasted on stupid Klondike bars, especially when the guy who runs the company is about to die! Just go down to any decent place to buy food, and tell them Light sent you! They'll give you 50 ****ing percent off!
What do you like about Kira-bars, Mello?
Mello: Well, I like that they're chocolatey. And brownie-like. And have Hershey's chocolate in them...






Light: They've got a little somrthing for everyone! My dark, rich taste! Mello's chocolate! Near's albino-ness! Ryuk's apples! L's thing for sweets! Misa's fat-free-ness [lawli, yeah right] ! And they're even long and rectangular like a PSP for Matt's video-gaming needs!!!

 

... I want it. I will pay substantial amounts of money/kill substantial amounts of people for that plate of strange yet delicious looking deserts.

 

I'll have sex for it...

 

I'll sell myself. Those are some awesome looking brownies. >_>

 

Give one of the people who want a Kira-bar a Kira-bar.

 

They actually are really good...My friend and I slaved for hours for the money to make them too.... [sniffles] My foot still hurts like hell...​

 

Damn those look good. Question: Was it neccasary to steal my towel for the picture?

 

I'm still waiting for mine in the mail, Strawberry. Dx​

 

Answer: Yes.
Btw, they're really moist! Other than the ones we had to pry off the bottom of the pan... Me and my friend are gonna try and sell these at the next con coming to Kentucky.​

Well where do I send 'em? D:
I was wondering about that as I made them actually...​

 

Recipe please?

 

Should I "loan" you more towels?

 

1.Take a dump in a baking pan.
2.*** all over said shit.
3.???
4.Profit.



Threw up in my mouth a bit looking at those pics.

I hope whoever ate one hasn't died yet.

 

Isn't the point of eating them death?

 

I'd do this


for a Kira-bar.

 

-Gives address-

Let's hope you aren't a pedo! :'D​

 

Buy the cheapest brownies in the store, the cheapest white spread icing, the cheapest red tube icing, and the cheapest green gel icing. Make sure you have eggs, possibly milk [2% would work best, if the box calls for milk], butter, water, and veggie oil.
Step one: pre-heat oven as told.
Step two: Mix into batter as box directs, but add two table-spoons of sugar.
Step three: grease a 13x9 inch pan with butter.
Step four: pour the batter into the greased pan, and stick into pre-heated oven.
Step five: once you can take a knife and stick it in the middle of the brownies [DON'T USE TIMERS] and only a slight bit comes off on the end of the knife when you pull it out, turn off the heat. KEEP BROWNIES IN OVEN. After about a hour/half hour, remove the brownies.
Step six: Cut into many rectangles.
Step seven: spread the white icing over the rectangles, and decorate with red apples and their green leaves.
Step eight: ENJOY OR ELSE.

You might die without having to. [begins 40 second countdown]​

 

I'll try this sometime this week, I haven't cooked anything for a while.

Also, i'd give my spoon for a Kira-Bar.

 

I love you. :lolface:

 

Is that an internet threat.