What Uno does to people...

******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
Dude, let's kick some ass, kay?/stare
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* ******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** is inviting you to start Uno. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
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* You have accepted the invitation to start Uno.
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******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
D'aw...I'm purple.../B(
*****Łucid******* says:
I'm blue =go
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
Me = kickass
*****Łucid******* says:
/>> touche
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
Omg
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
**** yellow player
*****Łucid******* says:
dude
*****Łucid******* says:
I know
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
.../B(
*****Łucid******* says:
)8
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
YES!
*****Łucid******* says:
/comp ORANGE PLAYER'S A *****
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
WE KICKED NPC TAINT IN THE HOLE
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
/YES
*****Łucid******* says:
so
*****Łucid******* says:
um
*****Łucid******* says:
/>> I'm gonna get some food brb
*****Łucid******* says:
back <)
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
That was fast
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
O.o
*****Łucid******* says:
lol
*****Łucid******* says:
I got pop tarts
*****Łucid******* says:
And our kitchen is in the next room
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
Ah
*****Łucid******* says:
/comp OH ****
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
Dude
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
I won!
*****Łucid******* says:
Oh
*****Łucid******* says:
you won
*****Łucid******* says:
/xd
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
...:'D
*****Łucid******* says:
/comp AGAIN
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
...fine...o.o;
*****Łucid******* says:
I think I find this too fun...=\
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
Na, it's a fun game
*****Łucid******* says:
I'm green =go
*****Łucid******* says:
I hate purple player ::(
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
**** red plater
*****Łucid******* says:
.../comp ****ING PURPLE
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
Red player deserves to get ****ed int he ass
*****Łucid******* says:
we sucked..=\
*****Łucid******* says:
.../xd
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
/>|
*****Łucid******* says:
By a very angry foreign woman
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
Die
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
Die
*****Łucid******* says:
...
*****Łucid******* says:
/emo red player's an emo ***** ******* fat cow lizard
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
DAMNIT.../lol
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
brb
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
/B(
*****Łucid******* says:
8 )8 kk
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
back
*****Łucid******* says:
/muaha TAKE THAT RED PL-
*****Łucid******* says:
**** )8
*****Łucid******* says:
=\...well ****
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
I will murder this game./>|
*****Łucid******* says:
XD
*****Łucid******* says:
oh for the love of a flying shark
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
We lost
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
...lol
*****Łucid******* says:
As always /hand
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
...again?/eek
*****Łucid******* says:
/>> Let's do it
*****Łucid******* says:
//lol ur purpl
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
Yeah I might actually win now
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
/=D
*****Łucid******* says:
8)
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
Wow thanks
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
That whole switch back and forth thing was really helpful
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
/>|
*****Łucid******* says:
..lmao
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
UGH
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
/table
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
WTF
*****Łucid******* says:
I think red player hax
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
I'M GOING TO SMASH SOMETHING
*****Łucid******* says:
well **** red
*****Łucid******* says:
O: what just happened
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
...I havve no idea
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
I was about to win...XDDD
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
Then this **** happened
*****Łucid******* says:
Wow
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
/lolThis game is so fixed!
*****Łucid******* says:
totally );
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
WTF
*****Łucid******* says:
...lmao
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
I WAS DOWN TO ONE CARD
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
UGH
*****Łucid******* says:
=go oh god yes
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
YOU WON A HAND!!!/////=D
*****Łucid******* says:
//woo
*****Łucid******* says:
what the **** happened
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
...wtf!?/lol
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
The game lasted 30 seconds!!!//lol
*****Łucid******* says:
/haha
*****Łucid******* says:
*****
*****Łucid******* says:
=go **** YEAH
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
Dude second hand!
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
You gotta go for the gold man!
*****Łucid******* says:
/shiz My nipples are happy
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
I'm so excited I'm lactating
*****Łucid******* says:
.../xd
*****Łucid******* says:
.....)8
*****Łucid******* says:
:'(
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
>: I feel like killing myself and everyone around me
*****Łucid******* says:
...lmfao
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
mmm
******L***ov****er of ***Jer***m*********** <3**** says:
OH **** YOU BLUE ****
*****Łucid******* says:
blue **** /xd
*****Łucid******* says:
................................/emo

Oh the wonders of Uno... :'D

 

Thankfully it was the wonderful work of Enya that saved me from committing murder for the third time.