What. The. ****.

I just ate pork chops for dinner. All good, right?

Conversation at dinner table:

Father: "I think these pork chops would taste better had they been fresher."
Darkwatch: "...Fresher how? Like, preparation-wise?"
Father: "Nah, I mean if I had cooked this earlier I bet it would taste better."
Darkwatch: "Father, how old is this chop?" (at this point I was a little suspicious of something)
Father: "About a year and a half."
Darkwatch: "Do you mean to tell me I'm eating a pork chop that has been locked up in a freezer for the past year and a half?"
Father: "Well it's still good."

At that point I got up and rinsed by plate. I just ate a ****ing year and a half old slab of pork. That's ****ed up.

I'm curious to see what else is in our basement freezer. >_>

 

swine flu .

 

naked bodies of murdered women.



it all makes perfect sense.

 

Sounds delicious.

 

Ew O__o My step dad used to leave meat in our freezing fur at least half a year but......ew.

 

This thread makes me laugh simply because I can read the title as What the Shit

Its also telling me I should probably get some sleep...

 

Okay darky listen up and listen well,repeat after me:

1.hold up your index finger
2.open mouth
3.insert finger as farther as you can in your mouth until you puke
4.REPEAT

:D

 

I'm sorry to tell you, but that pork chop gave you aids.​

 

delicious .

 

Maybe it's like wine and gets better with age.

Do you feel at all tipsy?