What matters more to a lady?

[Let's just say a guy and another guy had a penis contest. One guy has a pretty big penis but is premature, and the other guy has a significantly smaller penis but is able to please because of the way his penis is sculpted. It curves slightly to the left so one would assume that it would give him a bit of an advantage.] What do ladies find cuter?

 

What the fuck? Who's dick goes sideways when he gets a boner, that's fucking weird. Does he like stick it between his legs when it gets hard?

 

I dunno, how are their testicles

this is crucial

 

If the lady's vagina is shaved then she'll prefer the big, if it's not then she'll prefer the smaller.

 

It's not size that counts its what you do with it :v

 

ITT:Virgins

 

Okay, lets throw this into the ring

Say one of them shaves his pubes into the shape of a heart with your initials in the middle

now what

 

Personally, I just flip my boner up into my waistband.

 

Laugh . :v

 

How sweet. :B|:

 

He's an obsessed creep.

Call the police. ​

 

One of them has no gag reflex

 

Anyone else hoping it's the second one.

 

Being a virgin, I'll say it in a virgin way.

Sure. Whales are bigger. But dolphins can do the best tricks.

 

Best. Quote. EVER!

 

:lolface:.

 

so how does your **** go sideways when you get a boner?

 

Angle of the pubic ligament.

 

Over here.

 

LOL @ this thread.