what if..

what if you got a job at any where you meet your boss he is going super crazy talking about hamburgers can see the furture or the mayor of venus and any kinda of crazy thing what would you do?

 

quit

 

eh.. i would help him/she get help or quit.. or mabye kill him/she cause their too *** crazy for us and i'll be head boss..

 

42 .

 

I take it you've met the Burger King then.

 

This reminds me of a Dane Cook joke.

 

I would think he's a joker messing with me and ingore it unless he really pushed it, then quit.

 

....lolwut

 

let me give you an example guys:
boss xemnas: blah blah! WHO THE **** ARE YOU?!
terra: im terra and umm
xemnas: DON"T GIVE ME THAT *****!
terra:...
xenmas:did you know that the cats can say GET THE ** OUT?!

~next day~
xenmas: TERRA HOW"S MY DEAD KITTY YOU BRUNG IT BACK?!
terra: wtf im in here?
me: cause!
xenmas: now i know the mayor of starz fries are poison beds can eat u bobobobobo is shaq and-
aqua: sorry xenmas didn't took his crazy pills..

terra: wtf?

 

Oooh I get it noa

 

I would have sex with Dane Cook.

 

Just try not to catch him when he's being a dragon.

Oh, and don't give him head.

 

Or an Alien, that acid spit of his is killer.

This fucker will stick a remote up your pussy.

 

Oh, and ladies should make sure they use a condom, or their future child will travel back in time and spank them.

 

I know, I hate it when that happens, it really drives me banana sangwich.

 

wtf??????????????????????????????0_0 you guys really ...

 

ugh everytime I hear that name now I think of Renegade. :v

LEST WE FORGET THAT THEY SHOOK HANDS.

 

lolwut ?

 

I got lost at Example.

 

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