Kingdom Hearts II What if...

Imagine one day you're doing whatever you normally do. Your mom turns on the TV and they're a news report. You pay it no attention until you hear "... popular video game, Kingdom Hearts." Suddenly you turn towards the TV, interested. The news reporter says something about strange creatures appearing in the streets, similar to the creatures found in the popular video game, Kingdom Hearts. You realize that the heartless are coming. What do you do?​

 

Post about it here. Then, I would probably learn how to fight, try to kill one, and die, become a meaningless shadow, and join the ranks of the heartless army. Or, if I became good at fighting, I would kill it, slowly become a confidant fighter, and kill many a heartless. Or maybe have a snack. I dunno.

 

Get ma keybladez and whoop some ass

 

If I was a KH geek, I'd probably take out my Action Replay or Codebreaker and give myself Infinite everything. I'd hack Riku and Kairi's Keyblades, steal Data Roxas' via RC modifier and equip both Ultima Weapons from both KH games. Then with six floating Keyblades at my disposal, an Infinite Final Form, Max Growth Abilities and the superhero name of "KH God" I'd save my city single-handedly by also invoking the power of changing objects to party members. The rest of the world can take care of itself. :p

But since I'm not a KH geek, I'd probably run over as many as I could with my car. Once my car couldn't run anymore, I'd probably run home and turn on all the lights. Heartless hate light, right? :sweat:

If they were Nobodies, though...

...screw it. I'm moving to Hawaii. :sweatdrop:

 

XD Best post so far....​

 

Oh, i'd be seriously channeling Destiny Islands. Wooden sword and everything. I'd go out and whack a few heartless ineffectively, wait for them to kill me and to be seperated into a heartless and nobody, then have my nobody become freakin sweet and the founder of a new Organization, all that jazz. Then i'd probably eat some chocolate cake. I love chocolate cake.

 

ah, suddenly look close to television and bring my Kingdom Key Replica (wood, from Ebay :sweat: ) and try to hurt heartless outside my house,

OMG! it doesn't worked!:dead:

many heartless hurt me, and i've said Demyx's quote "Run, Run Away!" and run:sweatdrop:

on my mind "huh? why heartless is on my town? i will protect my town" <- Show Stingy face :ninjacat:


i stop running, and turn back, and Said "Get Ready Heartlesses, it all ends here"<-Sora's quote

and after i woke up, i'm at hospital :xp:

i looked at news, the reporter said "someone destroy those creature! he using Flamethrower!<-like Cid" <-the destroyer is my Rival :yelling:

i get my wooden kingdom key, and get there again, and said "Hey What are you doing? those creature is belong to me!":ranting:

suddenly Fight is begin :fight:

ah that was imagination, :D

:offtopic: Congratulation ~Amber~! almost 1000th post! :D

 

I would go "O.....M......F.......G!!!!NO WAY!!!" and then just........yeah I don't know.I'd probably think that cool or something.

 

Personally, I think I'd call as many of my friends as I can over to my house and we'd grab anything we could to defend ourselves. I figure there's strength in numbers, right?​

 

hmm, you right, but i don't wanna use my Laptop for Shield :xp:

 

i swear to throw away all of my *stuff* after this last trip

after that i would grab one of my many weapons and run around hittign the halucinations and most likely go to jail for it

 

Go WTF AHHH IT"S GONNA EAT ME, then realise it's all a dream... until one did eat me

 

Hmmm. If it was just heartless, I'd bust out the conviently placed Hattori Hanzo Sword and kick me some booty. If it was Heartless and Nobodies, I'd probably hop in my Sister's truck and mow 'em all down.

If Organization XIII and/or Xehanort's Heartless were there, me and my Girls would re-enact that ending sequence from Death Proof. That is, if they don't kill us first. Which is more likely than anything else, really.

So I'd probably just hide in a closet or something and hope they don't find me. Or like, in the Girls' Bathroom at school. "YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE AND STEAL MY HEART THIS IS THE GIRLS ROOM, JERKS".

 

Gather all my friends and hide out at one of their houses (Mine sucks). If any Heartless tried to get me I'd break it's face with a Cricket-bat 'Shaun of the Dead' style.

 

Well... I do have swords in my house...

I would try to protect the keyhole.

 

1. I would post about it here. Duh.
2. I would get out my paintball gun and shoot them.
If that don't work, then I would hide in a tree. And if that don't work, then I'd be screwed.

 

OMG I just made an RP like that. it's on my sig

 

I'd make friends with kairi ^^

 

i'd take my car keys and stab 'em with it

maybe it'll work

 

I'd take a giant metal bat and thwack it to death, screaming "DIE!!!!" =P