What if

Mario was the one kidnapping Peach
And Bowser and her were a thing
and Mario was just like some stalker dude stealing away Bowser's girl

I'd like to see their babies

 

or maybe i was thinking

or even



EDIT: he's obv the dominant gene

 

I was thinking the same thing.

 

Stockholm Syndrome much then?

 

Well played sir.

 

I dunno about that, but Bowser must have a gay old time killing all those Mario clones.

Anyone else read that article? ...No? Right then.

 

What'd ya mean 'What if'?
It's the truth.