What if you replaced every verb with 'rape'?

...............rofl....
"I'm think I'm gonna rape a puppy, I don't know what type yet, though."
Replace those verbs.
Make me laugh.
winner gets a prize.
gogogogogo!​

 

So, I was raping down the street the other day, when suddenly this man raped out of no where and raped me a flyer for Crazy Steve's Closeout Banaza!

 

I just raped the game...

 

You just RAPED the game buddy.

 

So the other day, I saw someone raping down the street. He raped slower as the snow raped his feet.
He decided to have a rape and raped on the side of the road.
His legs were raped to the floor after 10 minutes of raping. It was that cold.
Suddenly a car raped down the hill, raping across the floor as it raped toward him.... RAPE!!! The poor guy was raped by a car...

 

So at first I was all like, "I'm not sure how to rape this..." And then after some practice(in the future hopefully) I started being all like," Oh yeah! I can TOTALLY RAPE THIS!"

 

I can't believe I'm rapeing in this thread and not rapeing it. This rape bullshit.

 

You weakling. I know I can rape the thread with both hands behind my back.

 

WALK! TALK! STALK! KNOCK! ffffffff

 

Thi is gonna be Raping the spamzone

 

One time, I raped at one of my friends because he raped me and my girlfriend.

True story.

 

So I was in gym raping with my friends and this ball we had. Then to piss my friend off, I raped my friend with the ball. Then other people started doing it. That gym day turned into a rape fest XD

 

Dude, today I was raping on MSN and the and my friends raped the funniest things.

 

Tommorrow my school will host the Raping Carnival, Everbody is raping. You have to rape in the pool and who ever is the fastest raper WINS! We're all friends so we rape each other on. It's so much fun!​

 

Same. except if were really good at raping, we go to the 'next level' of the raping carnival. The competition is bigger and better.

 

This thread rape scary...​

 

I will rape your dog

 

I'll be the rebellion

hahaha

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