Well I don't know what happened when he was born, but roughly 9 months prior to it two people had sex.
Correction: Chuck Norris is too awesome to have come from just people. He is in fact the result of sex between Both Roosevelts, Andrew Jackson, and all of their wives.
He had his ass slapped by a man named Lucifer. Very observant of you. ............One of these days I will throw a brick at you, computer screen or no.
