Welp, I got Jury Duty tomorrow

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  1. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I will try my hardest not to yell OBJECTION like Ace Attorney.
     
  2. Amaury Chaser

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    Or you could just reject it like a boss.
     
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    And I thought you were better then that. Be the man Llave. Be the man.
     
  4. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Woah seriously? Dang, that kind of sucks. I've never heard any good news about getting jury duty, especially since you don't have an option to turn it down, and you're stuck there all day. My grandma got a mail for jury duty once, as well as both my parents, but all three got lucky and and were fine not to come in. I couldn't remember the exact reason why it was they couldn't, but it had to be something good enough the US Government allowed it XD
     
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    Just cosplay as Phoenix Wright.


    You won't have to scream out the famous phrase and people will get the point.
     
  8. Llave Superless Moderator

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    And be convicted of criminal offenses for not showing up? nah
     
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    *slams fist on desk*

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    (He's got a point, I have to look at this more closely. Is it *really* physically impossible...?)
     
  10. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    Just yell guilty every chance you get. You'll do fine xD
     
  11. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    I think you'll make a great juror, luv. Just act suspicious about everything said be it from the defense or the prosecutor. Don't let them know what you're thinking. Oh and for obvious reasons be sure not to discuss matters relating to the case with anyone outside (i.e. here) ... until after the judge bangs the gavel for the final time ;)

    If it's any consolation, I think you'd make an excellent Phoenix Wright. ^^

    -Snow Queen
     
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    I have no idea if this is also a thing in Britain, because if it is I have heard nothing about it xD

    Good luck though Llave : D just don't fall asleep and dribble because that would be so embarrassing >:3
     
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    We have no jury here, so I don't know anyone who's been called for this. Anyway good luck, and if all else fails, just press the back button and read the testimony again... wait I forgot reality doesn't work that way.
     
  14. Llave Superless Moderator

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    yeah ok so i got called for a case literally at the end of today so basically i gotta go back in tomorrow ALL FOOPING DAY for some boring ass thing. Well at least I can either choose to convict or liberate someone oooo tha powa gimme more *v*
     
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    What about work?
     
  16. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Today and tomorrow are my two days off this week BUT NOT REALLY ANYMORE THNKS JUSTICE.
     
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    Best of luck, you can do it!! c:
    Fight the urge and bring everyone to JUSTICE.
     
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    Justice, you say?
     
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    Llave for 2014's most power mad member.

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