Well, We're Out Of Cheerios....

That's a good enough reason to slaughter everyone in the house, right?

 

Of course it is!

 

"Boy slaughters family because there wasn't any cereal that is proven to lower cholesterol present in the household"

Do it.

 

Well, if an Admin says it's ok, it must be ok!

Yes, sir! ^_^

 

Just be sure to tell the cops that it was Misty who said it not me.

 

So what was the murder weapon? I'll hold onto it if it's a sword

 

I was going to use a sword, but I realized that they hid my waffle iron, too, so I'll be using my bare hands.

I want to feel the life squirm out of them. :B|:

See, that's what I'm talking about.

 

NOOOOO!! You must use the sword my young padawan. Swords are untraceable, and I can take it from you and have fun with it

 

Just change the text to.
"Talk to the hand...

...or else."

And that's pretty much your situation. Also, just insert your face there and you're good! X)

 

Do it, you don't want to get banned now.

Why not murder them with something edible? Then you can dispose of the evidence through consumption.

 

or insert the iron man glove onto his hand, that's where the or else comes from. Now where was the picture you used of Stark? *looks around*

 

Or you could just go to the supermarket and buy it yourself.

 

>:^D

Perfect... try this.

 

well, I know that would kill me, since it's all fruit

 

:B|:

What if that is my face?

That's kind of the problem: we have nothing to eat.

Unless you can think of a way to kill them with 2-3 cups of yogurt...

 

STuFF THE CuPS DoWN THEiR THRoATS!

>:^D

 

You're name is Mr. Pumpkin, be more gruesome, would you?

Oh ho, lady you are dark. :3

 

it's what I would have said. That's basically all I can think of

 

Or beat them to death with them.
If it was orange yogurt, perhaps you could make BLOOD ORANGE.