Well they got his face right.

Vampiers don't sparkle, THEY BURST INTO FLAMES!

 

Patz might be one of the creepiest looking people ever.

I mean he didn't always look like that, he was quite wonderful in Goblet of Fire, but oh lord... what happened. :v



D:

 

He was scrumdiddlyumcious. :'D

 

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I do quite like that picture, but now he's all pale and has that gross hair. ._.

But whatever, Gaspard will always be hotter. <3



mmm french boys.

 

OMG! Back when he knew what shampoo and sunlight were!

 

Beat me to it.

 

Edward ******'s true form.

 

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ROBERT IS JUST LIKE ME ;_;

 

I blame Kristin Stewart. Probably makes him get high all the time.

 

What will Mr. Swan think of this!

 

Either ground her for eternity or just sit around and drink that beer he seems to always be drinking.

 

Well I guess that would work. She can live forever.

 

Ha, I didn't even plan that.

Well, I suppose she could just drink his blood and kill him, then she wouldn't have to worry about it. Can vampires even get high?

 

I could have sworn Rob shaved his head.

 

[highlight]Rice's definitely can. Then again, some of her books sound like they were written on crack, so YMMV.[/highlight]​

 

It doesn't matter, the last book ends with Blade and Buffy going to town on the Twinkle Town vampires (CAUSE THEY SPARKLE, GET IT?)

 

No they don't. Original folkloric vampires were nocturnal; they could travel by day if they wanted, they just preferred to get some damn sleep. Actually, they were originally said to be weak to all those things people think are stupid, like garlic and crosses. They're apotropaic devices.