Well bend me over and shove a shovel up my ass

Im gonna get to meet Jay leno.
Well actually my nephew is, it appears he sent an e-mail to him and I guess Jay was impressed with my nephew's outstanding knowledge of cars (this kid really knows his stuff). He called today and I picked up the phone, when I heard it was Jay leno I thought this was my uncle playing some sort of joke but I soon came to realise that it was actually Jay freaking Leno, turns out he get's so much "crap mail" that he was relieved to see my nephew's formal e-mail.

Depending on what my nephew says (and his parents) we may go to California to witness Jay Leno's awesome vehicle collection and other **** that only my nephew is interested in. Either way, I MAY GET TO SEE FREAKING JAY LENO!

 

lol, his chin is hugenormous..

 

Three words....


I

Hate

You..........


Not really, lucky son of a batch of cookies

 

AWESOME THINGS ARE HAPPENING TO PEOPLE LOGGED ON TONIGHT

I'M STAYING ON ALL FUCΚING NIGHTa

 

Are you going to have sex with him

 

lol Who's that?

 

I don't think I'd be very excited at all if I were you..

It's.. Jay Leno. He'll snicker and talk to you with that **** eating grin he's infamous for and then you'll leave. He won't give you money or one of his cars, so meh.

 

I'm just gonna say pics or it didn't happen in advance.

Bring a camera.

 

...touch his chin.

 

Yeah, that's not the least bit creepy.​

 

Who cares, it's Jay Leno.

 

Is wikipedia THAT hard to use?

 

I don't get it. he called you and you heard jay leno. so was he talking to you or was your nephew recording something or what?

 

...touch...his...chin...

 

YOUR ENGLISH!
IT BURNS!dddd

 

Are you gonna bump his fist?

 

pretty cool. So you're just visiting his house/car collection (maybe) or is there more?

 

Go total /b/tard on him!




And touch his chin