weirdest conversations

here(no rules at all)you have a weird conversation with...YOURSELF.

WHAT WILL I HAVE FOR LUNCH
i think i should have a sandwitch
but i have to watch my calories
and it will make me fat
oh what to do
how about fasting
ill go fasting
glad i thought of it

 

How much wood can a donut eat?

I dunno, but a hippo ate my bread.

O-M-G! A chibi! XD

 

What should I do today?

Burn forever in the pits of Hades! Bwahahahahahaha

Not today. I have that planned for March.

Obtain unlimited power?

No, then people would ask me to do stuff they are too lazy to do.

Destroy Pluto.

I like the dog though.

The planet!

It isn't a planet anymore.

Really? When did that happen?

About a year ago.

why?

They thought it was too small.

How about you go to school?

Yeah....wait. Who are you and what have you done to that evil little voice in my head?

Ummmmmmmm. I like pie?

Oh good. You are back.

 

Oh I've had many conversations with myself. I once signed into yahoo and msn at the same time and had an actual convo with myself XD I shall now have another convo with myself...​

Hello Amber!~
>.> Hello. Who is this?
You, silly!~
... and?
...and it's time to party!~
...no.
Aw, why not?
Cuz I said so. >p
You're so mean! TT-TT
Yeah, well-
Excuse me, do you have any cookies?
ooh cookies that sounds yummy!~
Go away!
We can't.
Duh!~
Go to bed. Both of you. Now.
But all I wanted was cookies...
All I wanted was hugs and luv and for everybody to be nice to each other~
NOW.
TT-TT no one loves poor Amber....
*evil glare of d00m*
0.0!
0.0!

 

okay well... i always have convos with myself so here's what the topis usualy is

oh jeeze she HAD to be a ten
nah she was a 9
But she was sooo hot?!?!?!
keep it in your pants buddy...
fine, oh look it's *****(name)
now SHE is a ten
hellz yeah
dude stop staring she fricken talking to you...
i don't think she really cares so EAT ME!!!
im your fricken smart part of your brain i can't EAT you....
fine but shut up for a second

this always happens during lunch....

 

Chicken?

Chicken.

Devil May Cry?

YESH! XD!

YESH! Chibi?

..... What kind?



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HELL YESH!