Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes. Heroes like Hercules. Honey, you mean Hunkules! I'd like to make some sweet music of i- Our story actually begins long before Hercules Many Aeons ago ...
Back when the world was new, the planet Earth was down on its luck. And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok! It was a nasty place! There was a mess wherever you stepped. Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept!
And then along came Zeus! He hurled his thunderbolt! He zapped! Locked those suckers in a vault! They're trapped. And on his own stopped, chaos in its tracks! And that's the gospel truth! The guy was too type A to just relax.
