We all have stupid headcanons about our favorite things. These are some of mine for Persona 4.

Persona 4 Aftermath: 6 Years into the Future

WARNING: My verb tenses are all over the place here. This was written at 5 AM before I had gotten any sleep, so please bear with me. Also, minor spoilers.

Naoto will open up her own detective agency and Kanji will join in the hopes of maybe asking her out someday. He eventually does and the date is awkward as hell, but it works well enough they eventually have a child outside of wedlock. The child will be named Kamina Shirogane and will be the manliest thing in the universe.

Rise will still be in showbiz and occasionally have Kanji design clothes for her. This is how he manages to not be completely useless to Naoto.

Chie and Yosuke will eventually marry one another, but only because Chie can't marry steak and Yosuke didn't have the heart to tell her that the ring in her steak was meant for someone else. The wedding was awkward for everyone involved. Teddie was the ring bearer.

Igor will go mute and step down from his position as master of the Velvet Room. Margaret will take his place and Teddie will take over management of the Bearsona Compendium. The Persona 5 protagonist never uses fusion.

Nanako has decided that she wants to work at the Amagi Inn when she grows up and Yukiko agrees to take her on as an apprentice. Dojima is worried that his daughter will become addicted to the hot springs and refuse to bathe at home.

Yu is a professional fox whisperer.

 

WHOA LOL

you go with the yuri ship?? WHAT HAPPENS TO MY YOSUKE-KUN????

 

Do you know what yuri is? If so, do you know that Chie is a girl and Yosuke is a boy? There's no yuri here.

 

It's 50 years and Yu is married to Chie, Naoto, Rise, and Yukiko (cause he's a pimp) and he haves babies with all of them, and the babies have the wild card and are fools and all that jazz, and then they fight over the earth. But since Yu is the good guy he tries to kill the babies but they kill him instead. But then MINATO COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND IS ALL LIKE BUUURNNNN MYYYYY DREAAAADDDD AND THEN HE SHOOTS HIS HEAD AND A ****IN GPERSONA COMES OUTTA NOWHERE AND EATS THE BABIES AND THEN MINATO ABSORBS THERE WILD CARD ABILITY AND BECOMES GOD AND CREATES ANOTHER ALTERNATE EARTH SO THAT OTHER SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI GAME SPIN OFFS CAN BE MADE FOR US TO ENJOY.

 

THAT'S IT IM GOING TO GIVE YOU A HUG

RIGHT NOW

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME THIS IS GR9

 

Oh my bad... i read Yosuke as Yukiko. i'm used to using Hanamura instead of Yosuke.... my bad.... -__-'' seems like i can't read today...

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Well, now i know what they're doing. What about P3?