Watching church on TV

is a lot more entertaining than actually going.

 

Only bad thing about watching it on television is that you'll still burn in hell.

 

... Evaluate?

 

You're supposed to be in the house of God fool, not watching it from your sofa.

 

But there isn't a church for another 30 miles ;_;

 

Then it seems God will not welcome you into the Gates of Heaven. No worries though, Lucifer has plenty of space.

 

But God is omnipresent, you need not be in a building labelled 'church' to praise him.

Plus, if the sermon gets boring you can actually walk out the room without anyone taking offense.

 

Well mass ended an hour or two ago. So yeah.

I agree with this.


But I didn't know that you can just walk out without anyone taking offense if the sermon gets boring. I'll keep that in mind.

 

She meant that you can do that if you watch it on TV, not in church.