Want to hear a joke?

Three guys are in a cafe.
One says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!
Another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!
Last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world!
The three guys go to Guinness World Records.
First guy goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!
Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!
Last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE **** IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!

 

HURR HURRR JUSTIN BIEBER HAS SMALL DICK!!! loplol THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOO

:B|:

 

Haha oh I am in stitches ha ha ha... haha... oh make the hilarity stop please I can't take it

 

Want to hear another joke?
One day, Justin Bieber is walking down the street and then...wait for it...HE GETS SHOT!
OHOHO I'M ALSO HILARIOUS

 

The Hard Rock Cafe in NYC was playing a Bieber song today, I was really confused.
Not that I hate his music (which I do) but that it was playing in Hard Rock. wut.

 

Suppose I shouldn't post anymore jokes...;-;

 

I thought this was another stupid joke. When i read it was like wwwwoooowwww...:p
You know what they say: small dicks for big time girls!!!
IDFK what i just said im borred...:p

 

hahahahahahahahahaha!!
omg that just made my day

 

We seem to have one of Ms. Bieber's spies among us. Time to take her down. Bieber's reign will be over soon. You have a choice, SPY. Join us, or D.I.E. And the E doesn't stand for what it usually stands for.

 

LEAVE HIM ALONE. JUST LEAVE BIEBER ALONE. ;___; HE'S HUMAN.

No, but seriously. :B(:​

 

Watch him be like a total sex machine and plowin' through Selena Gomez and stuff.

 

Gentlemen, the spy has begun brainwashing innocent KH-Vidsers. It's time to take action. This may be our only chance to prevent mass forum repurposing.

Is it weird that my English teacher says the same thing?

 

...Is anyone else having serious trouble reading Jet's text? Or are my eyes just really that bad? >>

 

...Thank God someone finally said it.

 

This. SO. MUCH. THIS.

 

I never read it, no matter what the color is.

 

YES .

x​

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...............................I'm supposed to read it? Oops.

 

I see he is continuing his quest for revenge upon the Fire Nation through internet forums.

 

This was one of those "It's funny" but not "LOLROFLLAWL" kind of thing.

Are you talking about

Spoiler

These losers

OrThe legit crowd XD