Walking Call of Blazblue: Ace Persona Hearts 5

Synopsis:
Ragna the Bloodedge buys a dog, which unexpectedly dies in a fight with zombies because the whole point of the dog was to make the player feel bad when it died even though it was so obvious that everybody saw it coming. Meanwhile, Jin awakens his Keyblade wielding Persona while Apollo Justice defends Bang Shishigami in a trial for a murder that was actually committed by Terumi who was, in fact, Mickey Mouse the whole time.

Features:
Awful combination of point and click, FPS, Fighting Game, visual novel, turn based RPG, and action RPG elements
Completely nonsensical plotline.
Help, I'm trapped in a marketing office.
Truly next gen graphics, whatever that means!
Some kind of multiplayer that was tacked on because they finished the single player campaign a couple months ahead of schedule.

Preorder now for exclusive DLC that will end up being very disappointing once you get around to actually using it.

 

Call dibs on Noel.

Fixed that one for you.