Valentines Day

KHV, brace yourselves!

 

It's okay, single people, Valentine's Day isn't special. Nobody loves you the other 364 days of the year either.

 

shouting "I'm lonely and I'm proud" from the top of a pineapple.

 

I'm spending mine with the love of my life.

... 3000 word English essay. Don't be too jealous.

 

Guys, you do realise what valentines means is that straight after you can get lots of heart shaped chocolates really cheap. 8D Just use it to get cheap chocolates~


Although admittedly, this year I've got someone incredible to spend it with, it should be good. <333

 

Brit, please

Try having to write an essay analyzing three rhetorical strategies used by a naturalist in the sixties.
In an hour or less.

I'll have to write three different essays in two hours for my AP Exam. God help me ; ;

 

It's not that bad Cat, I'm not worried about the time frame for this piece of work it's the quality and I've had to analyse the book all by myself with no insight by teachers which was quite difficult. But of course we all have our own horrible pieces of work.

 

expectations

Spoiler

reality

Spoiler

 

True enough.

And ouch, analyzing stuff isn't that bad when you've got feedback to work with but by yourself? I weep for you babe.
Of course, I'm here for you too y'know
despite my lack of usefulness when it comes to british literature ;-;

 

I don't just study Bristish books xD We are using the play "A Streetcar named Desire" if you've ever heard of that- well it's American. And last year we studied "The Great Gatsby" and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Of course, we have our fair share of Shakespeare, William Blake and Austen.

 

Meh, I didn't enjoy The Great Gatsby as much as I thought I would.
And the play sounds vaguely familiar...

 

My Wi-Fi and I have a bond that will never be broken.
Except by a strong enough snowstorm.

 

Someone to keep me warm and snug, always there when I need him, comfortable to be around, my "go to" when I am down in the dumps, and there to catch me when I can't stand any longer.......oh bed! <3

 

Spending Valentines Day with my bed. We're gonna have a long romantic day of sleeping together and watching SVU with a bucket of ice cream. Who said Single's Awareness day wasn't amazing?

 

Don't forget to be safe! Make sure that bed guy wears a layer of protection!

 

The Great Gatsby was only amazing once we looked and analysed it- that made it much more interesting. The play is quite good if not bizarre.


NOTE TO COUPLES: Make sure to use a love glove!

 

I might actually have plans for tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Is that what you call it?

 

This only applies on Valentines day?!

COME ON!!!

 

No! Dont cross over to the Dark side!!![DOUBLEPOST=1360792607][/DOUBLEPOST]

Think of how many november babies there are...they just need a little reminder, thats all xD