When sat down at my computer one night A huge spider I saw in the glow of the light. Across my carpet it stalked imaginary prey, Where it had come from I just couldn't say. I leapt into action, container in hand Evicting the monster my grand master plan. On catching the spider, I hasten to add, Knowing I beat it made me quite glad. I carefully took it and released it outside With plenty of crevices and bushes to hide. My long legged visitor that gave me a fright Ran out of the container and into the night. Yes it really happened and the spider had a leg span of just over 1". I'm not scared of spiders though and I would never kill one.
I hate spiders... ._. But I loved this. XD Of course... That spider woulda been dea by the end if it were me, but whatever. XD Gewd job. =3