unh-uh. nope. i don't thinks so. pack it up.

looks small in the picture but this bastard was like the size of my palm.

I was just sitting at my desk then this thing comes out of nowhere. looks like I'm not sleeping tonight.

 

I feel like if you tried to kill it...

Spoiler

 

Why are people afraid of bugs?

I had no idea Godzilla feared people.

 

because i don't want to die

 

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You killing them is seriously the equivalent of this

 

They say that they crawl into your mouth while your asleep at night. You're welcome.

 

Your avatar made me think of this:

That's all.

 

*Shivers*
The Jill avatar is temporary until I can find someone that could make a Last Of Us avvy.
Although, I must say Jill is a pretty badass Marvel Vs Capcom character.

 

Yo

 

Really you would?

 

Here, have fun never sleeping again.

 

Just send me the specifics.

 

Well, time to get a flamethrower and burn those eye-sores. Or put some bait into your oven, lure them in, and burn them in there.

 

I was talking to a soldier at work the other day and he said one of those things ate the skin off a guy's face.

 

Which raises the question: Why haven't the terrorists been using these?

 

If terrorists aren't using it, then probably nobody should be.

 

this thread is getting me excited to go back to my dorm room and meet all my new roommates aka the cockroaches that are everywhere in the old dorms

 

Oh that's just perfect, a weapon even the people who will use anything won't use. Everyone, time to grab your gear, send out the word to the world, and hunt down these spiders.



Plus I'm sure all those with arachnophobia would appreciate it

 

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