TWENTY SEVEN YEARS OLD

SURE FEELS GOOD BEING AN OLD LADY/MAN AMONGST YOU SPROUTS!
Actually sports implies you have the capacity to grow.
BUT YOU'LL ALL BE SPROUTS TO ME
THE CRAZY OLD GUY

EDIT: LOOK AT THAT! I CAN'T EVEN SPELL SPROUTS ANYMORE
****
I'M DIEING

 

Yes yes Jube, we all know you're 27 years old.







somebody get the old guy to his room

 

I've only been 27 for less then 24 hours you dolt.

 

Happy birthday. Now I'm confused about your gender again but whatever

 

**** he's getting cranky. Someone hold him down. D:





This isn't World War 2 JUBE IM NOT JAPANESE



Just jokin happy birthday or w/e.

Spoiler

 

I'm completely sure you have endless reasons for staying on this site that long.

Because really.

We're THAT worth it.

 

Holy crap you're ten years older than me almost exactly. My birthday is in 3 days. Oh well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Also I have always thought you were a dude I guess I will continue to think so even though this thread is misleading lol

 

Someone's gotta make us feel young. Thank you for your Jubes

 

lube up, jube. today's yer day.

 

Not sure how to phrase this so I don't sound like a total twit, so I'm just gonna post an excuse for not having anything substantive to say. Just letting you know that I'm watching and acknowledging and whatever else it is I'm doing.

 

* tries to come up with a clever comment about your age *

* fails fantastically *

Feliz cumpleanos, viejo.

 

...And you're still here?