Try to do something horrible.... to yourself!

Today...... I'm going to sue myself.

 

Good luck with that!



Im going to Write my name in the DN and make me die a slow and painful death

 

After I sue myself, I'm going to play with the electrical socket using a metal spork. :)

 

I did try, and succeeded, horribly. I jumped onto my friends new bed and hit the wall, then floor. ​

 

I'm going to ground myself.

 

Im gonna jump off a cliff

 

I always hit the wall..

*gasp!* Are you really? *stab own hand* ..........................................









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Wow. that's alot of blood.

 

O_o That's crazy. I can't tell which is worse: Cutting yourself or force feeding yourself brocolli.

 

I like brocolli. :(........... AND I'M "WACKO" for a reason. *eats brocolli* yummy.

 

>.> <.<
*cutslitbleedshoot*

 

*does same* >.<................ Why am I doing this when I could remake "Saw" with myself?

 

*serves dinner*

friend: this looks yummy *is about to grab bread*

me: *stabs his other hand with knife* not until we say grace

Friend: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: amen.

 

GENIUS! XD! I should do that for a comic... You don't mind do you?

 

of course not

 

Thank you. ^^

 

lets see. . .

what else is epic?

 

1 on 1 sword fight seeming to the death with the addition of demonic powers and guns?

 

Im going to win the BME Pain Olympics

 

I'm going to rollerblade in a construction zone, even thought I can't keep balance on skates. O.o

 

Im gonna touch Madiyasha's bum!