Truthul competition

Here are the rules
1. Everything you say, must be the truth, no lies!
2. No really rude stuff
3. If you don't want to say something, don't say it
4. I'm not adding anything mean about anyone
5. Have fun

The person with the most truths before 27th August, wins the competition and recieves a winning rep. I'll start:

FLYN PNUT:
I've never kissed a boy
I love someone
I'm a girl
Rhopperguard is my step- brother
I'm going to Florida
I'm going to disney world
I have £1,800 in my bank account
Toshi surely needs help because he obviously had a hard child-hood and got bullied so he tends to do it to other people on the internet, which is a fail
I like pie although I don't actually eat it
I'm on a laptop right now
I'm probably getting an iPhone this year
I'm 10
I think Toshi smells
My mum and step-dad are in this room right now
I'm in a lounge
The TV's on
I have friends, unlike someone else (the person above me *rolls eyes*)
It's 19:54
I'm watching TV
I'm patting my foot on the floor
I'm not a boy
I'm looking at a light bulb
I've just sent my ketchup song in heinz
I've wrote a story called 'The Letter'
I'm not a mother f*cking transvestite.
I really need to know who's the guy in charge here.
I don't have any mental dis-order
I'm a girl
Someone tell me the guy in charge

Hayabusa
I am a human being.
I am male.
I am alive as of this moment.
I have been alive for 16 years so far.
I have dark brown hair.
I have dark brown eyes.
I need to shave soon.
I am wearing clothing.
I am typing on a Compaq keyboard.
I am using an HP computer.
I am looking at a Dell monitor.
I am browsing on Firefox.
I am on a forum about Kingdom Hearts.
I have WinAMP open but paused right now.
I have Photoshop open with a colored drawing.
I am taking an IQ test.
I have to go soon-ish.
I am single.
I start my Junior year in high school on Monday.
I ate Cookie Crips for breakfast.

Kajex (****head) :
Penis' were purposely shaped like swords so you could stab women.

Xeddrief
I exist.
I am 16 years old.
I am an atheist.
I go to bible camp.
I have kissed a guy.
I have kissed a girl.
I have a trenchcoat.
I like Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts II is my favourite Kingdom Hearts.
Riku is my favourite Kingdom Hearts character.
I like Final Fantasy.
Final Fantasy X is my favourite Final Fantasy.
Auron is my favourite Final Fantasy X character.
Auron was dead the whole time.
Tidus was a dream the whole time.
Sin is Tidus' dad.
Aeris dies.
Sephiroth is not human.
Axel and Reno have the same voice actor.
Genesis has a trenchcoat, but unlike mine it is red.
Genesis likes apples.
Sephiroth used to enjoy throwing his sword at apples which were attached to Genesis or Angeal's heads.
Sephiroth uses specially Shinra made shampoo and conditioner.
Cloud got his sword from Zack who got it from Angeal whose dad made it for him.
I like chocolate.
I like Tim Burton Movies.
I think Helen Carter is hot.
My favourite band is Dream Theatre.
Dream Theatre made a song over 40 minutes long.
I have listened to that song.
I enjoyed that song.
I go to a gym every day.
I have a skull pendant made of silver.
I like tea.
I like alchohol.
I do not like alchohol with tea.
I like books by Neil Gaimon.
I have a Facebook.
I have friends who have Facebook.
I have friends who do not have Facebook.
Everything I have said in this post is true.
I am getting tired of typing.

Your go!

 

I am a human being.
I am male.
I am alive as of this moment.
I have been alive for 16 years so far.
I have dark brown hair.
I have dark brown eyes.
I need to shave soon.
I am wearing clothing.
I am typing on a Compaq keyboard.
I am using an HP computer.
I am looking at a Dell monitor.
I am browsing on Firefox.
I am on a forum about Kingdom Hearts.
I have WinAMP open but paused right now.
I have Photoshop open with a colored drawing.
I am taking an IQ test.
I have to go soon-ish.
I am single.
I start my Junior year in high school on Monday.
I ate Cookie Crips for breakfast.

 

You're a mother ****ing travestite.

 

Toshi surely needs help because he obviously had a hard child-hood and got bullied so he tends to do it to other people on the internet, which is a fail
I like pie although I don't actually eat it
I'm on a laptop right now
I'm probably getting an iPhone this year
I'm 10
I think Toshi smells
My mum and step-dad are in this room right now
I'm in a lounge
The TV's on
I have friends, unlike someone else (the person above me *rolls eyes*)
It's 19:54
I'm watching TV
I'm patting my foot on the floor
I'm not a boy
I'm looking at a light bulb
I've just sent my ketchup song in heinz
I've wrote a story called 'The Letter'
I'm not a mother f*cking transvestite.

 

I believe Flyn Pnut is a boy
Also, Rhopper and Flyn have some mental disorder
Penis' were purposely shaped like swords so you could stab women.

 

I exist.
I am 16 years old.
I am an atheist.
I go to bible camp.
I have kissed a guy.
I have kissed a girl.
I have a trenchcoat.
I like Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts II is my favourite Kingdom Hearts.
Riku is my favourite Kingdom Hearts character.
I like Final Fantasy.
Final Fantasy X is my favourite Final Fantasy.
Auron is my favourite Final Fantasy X character.
Auron was dead the whole time.
Tidus was a dream the whole time.
Sin is Tidus' dad.
Aeris dies.
Sephiroth is not human.
Axel and Reno have the same voice actor.
Genesis has a trenchcoat, but unlike mine it is red.
Genesis likes apples.
Sephiroth used to enjoy throwing his sword at apples which were attached to Genesis or Angeal's heads.
Sephiroth uses specially Shinra made shampoo and conditioner.
Cloud got his sword from Zack who got it from Angeal whose dad made it for him.
I like chocolate.
I like Tim Burton Movies.
I think Helen Carter is hot.
My favourite band is Dream Theatre.
Dream Theatre made a song over 40 minutes long.
I have listened to that song.
I enjoyed that song.
I go to a gym every day.
I have a skull pendant made of silver.
I like tea.
I like alchohol.
I do not like alchohol with tea.
I like books by Neil Gaimon.
I have a Facebook.
I have friends who have Facebook.
I have friends who do not have Facebook.
Everything I have said in this post is true.
I am getting tired of typing.

 

I'm a boy.
Kaxej is a Penis.
Kaxej is a ******, and so is his boyfriend TGA.
My names Kane.

 

And suddenly I look at the title:

Then I read this:

 

I'm a girl.
I'm 15
I'm a crazy driver
I'm a tomboy
Ruon is 16
I'm terrified when in the passenger seat when Ruon is driving.
Toshi is a good guy sometimes
Flyn is a girl
Ruon once ran through a bistro screaming he's the other white meat
I'm bisexual and proud of it.
I'm watching teen titans
I was orignally homeschooled.
Ruon beat my ex-boyfriend unconscious.
I don't know what religion I should follow.

 

I have no idea why I'm posting this.
I'm still considered a noob, but not a total noob.
I often lie about my age.
I revealed my true name once.
Rhopperguard failed to insult me.
I'm sort of a Nintendo nut.
I have a life, I just don't do it often.
Kaxej is awesome.
Calling someone a penis is not insulting.
Kaxej is still awesome.

 

I'll be locking this thread if I see anymore flaming.

EDIT: Rep as a prize? No can do, sport.

//Locked\\