Trolling my sister

She's starting to show an interest in writing. So she needs a little advice every now and again.

Sis: "I need a cool name for a director."

Me: "Fury."

Sis: *rolls eyes* "Something else."

Me: "Brown. As in Charlie Brown. YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR DIRECTOR!!!"

Sis: "Not that kind of director. A director like Fury, but not that name."

Me: "Vance. Shepherd."

Sis: "I need a serious name."

Me: "Black." Geddit? Sirius Black? No? Not working for ya? Hmm.

Sis: *laughs and shakes her head. Stops asking me*

Other sister comes into the room.

Sis 1: "Hey, I need a name for a director."

Sis 2: "Fury. Vance. Shepherd." XD

 

So you're gonna have sex with her right?

 

I've tried trolling my brother but he takes it waaay to seriously, and then he gets offended, and then it's not fun anymore because I feel guilty.