Top 10 things Girls hear on X-Box Live (PG for lulz)

Laurence_Fox · Nov 18, 2007

It's not mine. But it's oh-so-true from what I've experienced. Posted here for entertainment and a few laughs.

Gametab said:

Top 10 Things Female Gamers Hear on Xbox Live

Are you a girl? You canâ€™t be a girl. Everybody knows girls donâ€™t play video games.*
I donâ€™t expect that you would know much about girls as you obviously donâ€™t interact with any. Ever.

Are you playing on your brotherâ€™s/boyfriendâ€™s account?*
Well clearly itâ€™s not my own. Everybody knows girls donâ€™t play video games and thus donâ€™t have their own accounts. I donâ€™t even think Microsoft lets females purchase their own accounts actually. I think I read that in the fine print somewhere.

You must be a fat and ugly since you play video games.*
How did you know? But of course all males that play video games are ridiculously hot. Every last one of them. Including you.

Shouldnâ€™t you be playing Barbie Horse Adventures?*
Iâ€™ve already beaten it over 10 times. I rock at that game! Just every once in a while I need a break from it.

Hey sweetheart/beautiful/baby doll. How you doing?*
So much better now that you are here, thanks.

Dude. Dude! Are you a girl? Will you be my friend? Dude, accept my friend request! Letâ€™s hook up!*
Yes please! Because I really am that incredibly desperate for friends. And hook ups as well.

How old are you? Where do you live? Do you have a MySpace page?*
I will share all of that information with you as long as you promise to stalk me. Frequently.

Girls belong in the kitchen. Go make me a sandwich.*
I am in the kitchen making a sandwich. I just beat you playing with one hand.

Are you a boy? When are your balls gonna drop?*
They already did. And your mom tells me I have the manliest voice ever. Every night. At least twice.

You sound hot! I bet youâ€™re hot. Are you hot?*
Absolutely.

*sent a friend request
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The Great Gatz · Nov 18, 2007

That reminds me of this one video on youtube. It's 52 mins long XD And they're messing with this one kid that is like 11 and he says some interesting things about one of the girls there. PM or MSN me if you care. But remember it's kinda long.

Jaxed · Nov 18, 2007

Girls belong in the kitchen. Go make me a sandwich.*
I am in the kitchen making a sandwich. I just beat you playing with one hand.

My fave, found it hilarious.

Nailpolish <3 · Nov 18, 2007

dude don't dis barbie games, they rock >.>

oX Angel Xo · Nov 18, 2007

ooo dude, so true.. lol

ive been asked so many times if my balls have dropped..XD

Forever Love · Nov 19, 2007

Oh my God. Those were funny.

Laurence_Fox said: ↑

How old are you? Where do you live? Do you have a MySpace page?*
I will share all of that information with you as long as you promise to stalk me. Frequently.

Girls belong in the kitchen. Go make me a sandwich.*
I am in the kitchen making a sandwich. I just beat you playing with one hand.

Are you a boy? When are your balls gonna drop?*
They already did. And your mom tells me I have the manliest voice ever. Every night. At least twice.
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The 3 best ones there. Oh my God. I laughed on the first one... hard. The second was priceless and I died. And the last one, simply makes you cry. That's it.

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