Tootsie gave me AIDS.

Anyone who wants some, get yo' asses in here and post.

 

Trade you for some rabies.

 

I thought Wolfie was the only one here who could give that?

 

Yeah, she gave some to me. So, do we have a deal?

 

Define AIDS.​

 

Oh, in that case, consider it done. On one condition. Throw in a holographic Charizard.

 

Oh, you drive a hard bargain mister, but okay. Swap you a charmander and some rabies for your AIDS.

 

Who do you think gave them to Tootsie in the first place?


Lol
In a story I'm writing, I needed a name for an organization against humanoid monsters.
I called it Anti Inhuman Defense Squad

Took me about 10 minutes to realize what I had done.

 

You hadn't realized that at first? Oh jeez, your subconscious is trying to tell you something.

Okay! Oh boy, I sure to love my new Charmander.

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I love my new Charmander!

 

Do you want some milk with your AIDS?!?! >D

 

That was extremely suggestive.

Yes.

:D

 

I take my AIDS with emulsion and low molarity acids.

 

Chupacabras don't get AIDS.

 

Damn right they don't, otherwise their fathers would beat the crap out of the punk bastard who gave it to them. Hypothetically.

 

I swear to God it wasn't me.

In fact...it was God that did it.

That's right. God may have impregnated Mary, but He infected Xaale

 

Oh that asshole. Where does he live? I must find him so I might punch him with my laser feet.

 

No, that would be far too predictable.

 

OH... HUBBY!!! >: I knew it you cheating whore >:

WE are soooo OVERR, Tootsie >:

 

tootsie gets around its nothing special.

 

We all know that you're the one with your legs split open.



/lame.