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I only give out one Happy Birthday per day, and my sister already got it. Sorry. But there's always, >.> <.< CHOOSE WISELY!!! Spoiler Spoiler The Game
Happy birthday, good sir. I do most certainly hope you shall enjoy your present of a new soap dish - it has been orthopedically treated and shall prove comfortable for future instances of usage.
Happy Birthday! Oh, wait now we have to shave you and throw you into a freezing cold pond I call "The Reflecting Pool". I hope you enjoy your swim!
Happy Birthday! I don't really know you but still. It's the thought that counts. I hope you have a great day.