Today

Is my mom's birthday.
I wake up to hear my mom scream.

There is a massive turtle outside the back door.
Just sitting there.

@___@

 

That could mean two things:

1. It is a sign of good luck or something like that.

2. If what I've read on the Internet is true, then your mom is just old.

 

Oh my! It's the real life awkward turtle!

 

Make turtle soup for dinner, that'll be classic.

 

Scream understandable if it was this turtle.

 

Holy cow, it's IT in the form of a turtle. That would make me scream. But I don't see why she would scream for real. I mean, it's just a turtle. The things are sometimes cute, but more annoying than anything

 

Maybe it wished her a happy birthday. A talking turtle. It's enough to make anyone scream with suprise.