Instead, I hate animals. Seriously, in the span of about 15 minutes driving from school to home I nearly ran over two birds and then some dogs were wandering around with no one around in the middle of the street 4 houses down from my house and one decides to take a walk into the middle of the road.
You would think, but the dumb birdbrains decided to just stand in the middle of the road right next to where i was driving, or trying to fly away right in front of the car, both times I'm pretty sure were centimeters away from being hit. I remember the first time I drove to downtown Houston there was a dog on the road that wasn't on a leash and didn't seem to have an owner that just jumped into the street and chased after the car for a few seconds. It actually made me laugh because I never thought that happened in real life
The other day, my roommate was going to get food. After a few minutes, I realized that she was creeping around her car instead of leaving. Turns out, a bird with a seemingly-injured wing was underneath and not moving. It hopped around beneath the car everything she got closer. Finally, when I tried, the bird flew away. It legitimately just trolled her. It wasn't injured, it just wanted to stay underneath the car and...not fly, I guess.
My sis knew someone who killed a boar while driving to a nightclub. He charged it in the car boot to eat it later and resumed his plans. Turns out it was just KO'ed, when he got out of the nightclub he was a tad surprised to find out the boar had trashed his way out of the boot and all the way through to the windshield.
I almost hit a turkey on the way home from work today. Darn thing decided to start flying in the middle of the road and tried going through my windshield.
I stepped on a rodent once. It was at a rest stop in Colorado, there was long grass on each side of the sidewalk, it ran under me right as I was taking a step. It made a rather unpleasant crunching noise.
