Today has too much love

I feel no appreciable difference in affection for any of you in accordance with today's date.

Have a nice day.

 

Agreed.
Where's the rope and hanger at?

 

In the bathroom. Third door on the left.

 

I told you to get rid of all the witnesses. Er- I mean- uh... LOOK A DISTRACTION!

 

OK thank you.
Ummmm why do I see sleeping pills next to the rope?

 

I take them before I go to bed.