To hawt for Suicide

Did you guys ever hear about the guy who was lost in the Sahara desert for 9 days, and he was suffering so much that he tried to commit suicide by slitting his wrists. But he was so dehydrated that his blood conjealed over the wound before he could lose any blood...XDDDDDDD

Um...he was rescued though...by...like...Ewoks or some ****. So I'm not a heartless ******* for laughing.

 

ROFL .

 

O.O

....I never even knew that was POSSIBLE.....I have learned something new. XD;

 

I gotta admit, that's a new one for me.

 

OMG!!!

desert=maker of emos.

 

Lmao.

Feel sorry for him.

 

Oh the irony

 

Actually I'm very happy for him. Despite all his suffering, the burning sun that caused him so much pain saved his life and enabled him to live still today.

Would you rather him have died!? WELL YOU'RE RACIST. ATTACK THE LYNCHER!!!

*Shanks with a clickly pen*

 

O.o scary


wow

 

*calls asylum* case 123

freak!

 

Or is it? D:

Is it so scary that it is or is it not? If it is and it were then it would be or would it, if it weren't it wouldn't be but it could be so why would't it be, because it can't be, it is so you are I am and it is, is it no it's not is it?

Take THAT English language.

 

*calls police* case 123

freak!

 

Well the sun really didn't need to give him the pain in the first place.

Living through pain is worse then dying with pain.

So fux u

 

He put himself in that position. He was racing accross the desert and then got lost in a sandstorm. It's his fault he was even there. It's not like the sun is just gonn blink out if someone's suffering because of it. The sun was just doing it's thing. He only survived long enough to be rescued because the sun conjealed his blood.

 

I would've thought that Jawas or sand people would've found him first.

 

Apparently Al Gore and his merry band of men stole some dogs from the Jawas and transformed them into Ewoks, sending them off onto the trail of Man-Bear-Pig's famous desert Cousin, Arab-Acorn-Bunny, but found the lost man instead. Tis a miracle.

 

Before or after he started wearing a cape? Because that determines whether or not he was justified in his actions.

 

He left his cape in Candyland, but he got a warrant from Elmdore de Limberry to hunt coconuts in Baswana. There he found the magical eye of the Cabage man, which gives him permission to be completely ****ing insane.

 

You were watching Surrviver man too?
XD

 

I'm obviously being stalked by Frodis.

Looks like Koneko's got some competition now.