This week on Hyperdimensional Space Magical Shoujo Girl Ai Desuka Yo Deshowa Kawaiiku Neon

We find our heroine in the grim and murky depths of Blighttown. After violently forcing her way past the dirty and portly guardsmen, all three of whom she suspects were actually perverts in disguise given what they dropped upon their deaths. A pile a shit each. Seriously? She did all that kiting and strategic sneaking around and critical back stabbing for three piles of shit? Fuck it. She left them all over the fucking ground. This town is disgusting anyway. In the "town" she met with all manner of strange inhabitants. The main tenants, a species of overgrown, blood vomiting mosquitos harass her at every turn but in the end they lie vanquished with their odd fire spitting and leech-like brethren. After combating the poisonous marsh water and getting boulders thrown at her friggin' head every five minutes she makes it through that accursed "town" and faces off with the demon, Quelaag. A giant fiery beast, Quelaag's super adorable upper body belies her true arachnoid nature if you've got a horrible case of tunnel vision and only see the human female torso on top of the great spider behemoth clothed in the very flames of hell. Yeah, if that's the case she's super cute. Our heroine knows what to do however and dispatches the villain with her meguca powers. After landing the final blow and vanquishing this beast she moves on to the inside of some big tree. It's a little weird. What is that thing over there? Oh god. Oh, godammit. And so our heroine was stricken by the curse of the foul Curse Frogs and must return to the ruins of New Londo to seek aid. What will become of our weakened hero, unable to fully unleash more than half of her meguca powers?

Find out next time on Hyperdimensional Space Magical Shoujo Girl Ai Desuka Yo Deshowa Ne Become Meguca Kawaiiku Neon!

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Right, that' s definitely the weird part in your story.
Tentacles coming any minute now, I can feel it.