This thread contains a gratuitous historical joke for Firekeyblade

The major Chinese historical periods congregated in an ornate room.

Which dynasty decided to leave immediately, which is why very little is known about it?

The Xia Dynasty.

Which dynasty decided to make a man out of the others?

The Shang Dynasty.

Which dynasty stayed in the corner and viewed television throughout the meeting?

The Zhou Dynasty.

Which dynasty was known for its enormous beard?

The Qin Dynasty.

Which dynasty enjoyed handshakes and high fives quite a bit?

The Han Dynasty.

Which three brotherly dynasties cheered for the method in which their footwear was crafted?

Wei, Shu, and Wu

Which dynasty was quite the fan of citrus?

The Tang Dynasty.

What was the most musical dynasty?

The Song Dynasty.

Which dynasty adored money?

The Yuan Dynasty

Which dynasty considered themselves an Insufferable Genius?

The Ming Dynasty

Which dynasty is the black sheep of the family, very distantly related?

The Qing Dynasty

And finally, what family member despised a few of their relatives, at first?

1960s Communist China

 

Lols thanks. Unfortunately I, myself don't get a lot of these. XD

 

FKB, I'm not even Chinese and I get a lot of these. <3

XD

 

I understood half of those.

No joke about the Jin dynasty?
They must have been drunk.

Get it?

 

I see what you did there.