THIS lS THE POKEYMAN FROM RUBY

NOTICE HOW HE IS RED LIKE A RUBY
ANY QUESTIONS?a

 

I think Limbo and your pokeyman should battle.

 

SILLY ASH-KETCH-WA
LIMBO WOULD WINa

 

WHAT ABOUT TEEAAAAM ROCKET?! CAN YOU DEFEAT THEM AND STOP THEM FROM TAKING OUR PIKACHUS?o

 

I DON'T KNOW
WHY DON'T WE ASK ASH-KETCH-WA
CAN YOOOOOUUUUU STOP TEAM ROCKET?!a

 

IT IS BASIC PSYCHOLOGICAL THEORY THAT SOMEONE WILL SAY SOMETHING INSULTING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE TO RELEASE THEIR INNER FEELINGS ABOUT SOMETHING. I THEREFORE BRING FORTH THE IDEA THAT YOU ARE GAY, AND YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO CHALLENGE ME, MY SUPERIOR OPINION, THE RED POKEYMAN AND MY CAT BALL WHENEVER YOU LIKE.aS

 

Just like yesterday! >:L

 

CHALLENGER APPEARS

 

FUCK NO I CAN"T
THEIR AWESOME DISGUISES ALWAYS FOOL ME a

LIMBO CAN TAKE HIM DOWN! a

 

OH NOOOOOOOOOO
BUT THEN THEY'RE GONNA GET YOUR PIIIIIIKACHUUUUU ASH-KETCH-WAa

 

Limbo would kick that pokemon's ass.

Why you ask?
Because Limbo is a bad ass mutha fucka.

Why you ask?
Because I made him that way.

 

BUT I NEEDS MAH PIIIIIIIIKACHUUUU D: a

 

THEN YOU GOTTA BEAT TEEEEEEAAAAAAM ROOOOOCKEEEEEET!a

 

BUUUUUUT HOOOOOOW?a

 

UUUUSSSEEEE YOOOOUUUUUUR POOOOKKKEEEEYYYYMMMAAAANNNNSSSSa

 

BUT IF I USE PIIIIIIKAAACHUUU, HE'LL GET STOOOOLENNN!
THE ONLY OTHER ONE I HAVE IS A MAAAAAGIKAAAAARP D:a

 

HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION

 

ITS OKAY, l HEAR SPLASH IS SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST EVERYTHING D: